I don't like to add to the noise of Software Developer Do Dumb Thing, but I feel like this is as if the Japanese government sent me an email going "it turns out there are a lot of you named Kenji Tanaka, so to solve this problem we are retiring passport numbers"
Our username system makes it difficult for folks fluent in other languages to express themselves. That's why we're moving to a system like the one on Twitter, where every Asian artist forced to get an alphanumeric username has a handle like @bc2931a or @2023jx or @wabababxa_, which is very easy to remember and shows how versatile alphanumeric handles are at expressing one's non-English-speaking self
Discord's post trying to convince me that we're somehow now extremely allergic to the idea of sharing a number, despite the fact that Nintendo, that video game company that makes stuff for actual children, has had no problem with its users sharing IDs that are 14 digits long
I’d like to know who’s attempting to buy them. Because something about this whole mess stinks of “we’re trying to look like every other social media site for potential buyers”.
People in the notes yelling "give them feedback!!" really not understanding that this decision was already concretely made and is now only being retroactively rationalized because discord only cares about money and doesn't give a fuck about your opinions
cockroach alchemist
GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive
i hate when theres a post where i agree w almost everything then theres a sentence i absolutely despise sneaked in the middle of it like. fuck you now i cant reblog any of that 😑
i hate when theres a post where i agree w almost everything then theres a sentence i absolutely despise sneaked in the middle of it like. fuck you now i cant reblog any of that 😑
pull her balls apart to reveal the treasure within
Readers added context they might want you to know: dont pull my baulls apart LOL that shit hurts
playing civilization v but looking up after every turn and shaking my head so everyone knows i dont agree with colonialism
the iridescent "scales" on their backs and faces are actually articulated scutes, which can be raised to release magical gasses that ignite as part of their hunting form. Kirins utilize fire in hunting and agriculture/forest management, and love both their meat and vegetables cooked. Requested via ko-fi!
zendaya is meechee
sorry I just wanted to put these right with the video in a post because this is still the funniest thing I have ever seen
The zendaya is meechee video is singlehandedly oppressing the straights
the straights are getting a little too comfortable on tumblr again reblog zendaya is meechee
microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it
tags written by microwave mimic. "oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm."
Someone tagged a picture of Tommy with “this cat has the most heinous rancid vibe and it’s freaking me out” and it’s so funny because it’s so true. I love her. She loves me. She’s my best friend. I live with this animal. She radiates hatred and malcontent always. You can feel her presence when she walks in a room. She’s not a nightmare evil cat or anything, she’s just a normal cat that has atrocious vibes that she always puts off, like radiation. It’s probably why her mom abandoned her.
imagine being a newborn and not passing the vibe check
imagine having a child and she glares at you like this








