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@leafcutteroverlord

it's been a bad year for essential workers, mental health, small businesses and probably many of the people reading this, but it's been a great year for hot takes

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CHALLENGE:

You are now hosting a dinner party for everyone in this post:

  • Working Class CIA
  • Money Is Queer
  • Capitalist Aliens
  • tfw No Bestie
  • Trans Rights War Profiteering
  • Cute Korean Slurs
  • Xi Jinping Hamilton
  • Tobacco Connection
  • Cyber Communist Bezos
  • Hunter Gatherer Shoplifter

Who sits next to who?

(bonus: you can slide Working Class CIA 20 money to assassinate any of the other guests and frame Guatemala. Do you take the offer?)

This is the first good addition to this post in more than a year

Hey remember when they found over 200 bodies of native children buried behind a residential school and the world cared for... what, a week?

They've counted about 6,000-7,000 now, for those of you who do still care

It should NOT fall on Indigenous people's shoulders to keep this known still. We’ve been doing that for generations at this point and NO ONE wants to listen to us.

We’re tired, mourning and constantly reopening our trauma and pain to keep people caring about us. It’s terrible.

I should start by noting that I am white, and not Canadian, and that if op wants me to remove this comment for any reason, please let me know.

This is a map of all the residential schools in Canada:

Each dot on this map represents a residential school. Blue dots mean the school is considered completely searched. Yellow dots mean they are either in the process of being searched or there are plans to be searched. Red dots indicate that no search has happened and that no search is currently planned

There were more than 130 residential schools in Canada. This map suggests that only six have been fully searched, and a little more than a dozen partially searched (I counted 15 yellow dots). That leaves at least 109 schools completely untouched.

Let that sink in; if 6,000-7,000 unmarked, indigenous children’s graves were found by searching less than a fifth of all the schools, how many are still undiscovered.

Wikipedia estimates that the body count could be over 50,000, and honestly, that could be a low estimate

It seems necessary to also include a map of the residential schools in the U.S.

Sorry, I can’t figure out how to Copy & Paste the maps.  Check the links above.

If this can brighten your day, we’re taught about that in France in English classes when we do Canada and North America’s colonization.

Dear Wizard Council,

I hope this letter finds you well (the crow can get a bit lost).

I fucked up. Who knew keeping an ant colony in the same room that you use to store mana in a pool could be dangerous ? Well, you can thank me, now we know.

Could you send some help ? I’ve been kicked outside my own tower by the magic ants, and it’s only a matter of days before they find out how to exit the tower.

You’re all invited to my wedding with my wife Tkl’rillktll, High Queen of the Ants of Tower Colony !

A little poem in her honor :

High Queen of the Ant Colony,

Elegant wings, charming mandibles,

Loving mother of the larvae,

Pheromones enthralled my soul.

Dear Wizard Council,

I hope this letter finds you well (the crow can get a bit lost).

I fucked up. Who knew keeping an ant colony in the same room that you use to store mana in a pool could be dangerous ? Well, you can thank me, now we know.

Could you send some help ? I’ve been kicked outside my own tower by the magic ants, and it’s only a matter of days before they find out how to exit the tower.

Dear leafcutteroverlord,

Join them.

Sincerely, Totally a member of the Wizard Council, trust me.

They said I’ "too cringe and pathetic" to join their cool colony. Am I cringe and pathetic ?

Dear Wizard Council,

I hope this letter finds you well (the crow can get a bit lost).

I fucked up. Who knew keeping an ant colony in the same room that you use to store mana in a pool could be dangerous ? Well, you can thank me, now we know.

Could you send some help ? I’ve been kicked outside my own tower by the magic ants, and it’s only a matter of days before they find out how to exit the tower.

hi is there like a union of small wizard blogs? how do i find other small wizard blogs? if you run one please shoot me a message! i'd love to follow you

wait wait wait i have a better idea. if you're a small wizard blog, then rb this with like a small description or dumbass comment! with luck we can get a chain going,, i'll update my pinned message with each new addition

Hoping it catches on !

I summon

INBREAD FIRE SPIRIT
JEFF

from the depths of the Mississippi

I’m trying to work this magical shop, but there’s just so much regulation nowadays I’m having a hard time with it. Magical wares just ain’t what it used to be. Damn the council

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woe orbs be upon ye

if i tried really hard do you think i could turn all the gnomes into little housecats

Hats but they're evil. That is all.

i invoke the the ancient dark arts to cast curse of steal all your salami
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Regulations are Written in Blood. (This increases compliance with Fey, Infernals, and the Undead by up to 66.6% in trials)

Technically a Druid, but most of the other Druids don’t know how computers work so I chill with the Wizards on here.

@magicalbob is squatting in my tower

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Also this too I am in wizard council hell So much bureaucracy I am a lowly advisor and security designer

I’m boggle! from the bog : )

Posting once in a blue moon, I tell other young praxtitioners how to get started! I can also tell you about my homeland, Skry!

Not a wizard but associated.

✨🧙‍♂️I’m @therisenskeleton’s wizard boss. I rarely post but I live in a cave and make fucked up mischievous goblin curses.🧙‍♂️✨

I used to be a wizard but I transferred into sorcery. Too many rules. Nobody in the council wants to play polymorph twister or witness the nebula of reality.

I make HUMONCULI and tastey POTIONS and SEWER BEASTS. I also HATE the WIZARD COUNCIL. NO SPELL should be RESTRICTED.

i have invented over 200 brand new unique spells and none of them have ever gone wrong. prommy <3

I’m Oramil, credited with fixing an entire hemisphere of the mirror dimension (that I did not in fact accidentally hit with a stray golf ball thus shattering it), resulting in the discovery of such spells as Entropic Antiportal, Kaleidoscopic Deconstruction, Infinite Fractal Burst and Summon Kaleidoscopic Creatures! I also run a Las-Vegas-esque tower cluster in the Death Valley area of plane 1.4A

new quest, making birds sentient

I am pretty sure arcanic script is turing complete and i will die proving it

I may be interested in sharing some of my great pondering techniques

I love blue beams

i came here to spread the word that calculations in base eight are much better suited to magic than 🤢 decimal

I just want to make potions

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sometimes i cast bugs and throw mud at people

CAST ALL DESTRUCTIVE SPELLS AT TRANSPHOBES

Hi, I was the one that made ostriches flightless. My bad, I didn't mean to start an all out war.

I exclusively cast and create spells that put things in people's mouths, i.e., Summon Wisdom Teeth, Gumworms, Dongify Musical Instrument, etc.

I fucked up a spell and now everything is weird (and I have no intention of fixing it) <|:3

No, I am not half wizard and half clown, I am a full wizard and a full clown, thank you very much.

Sometimes I speak in a POWERFUL WIZARDLY VOICE

Occasionally I will EVEN CAST A SPELL when I am feeling PARTICULARLY BORED

MOST OF THE TIME however I simply REBLOG EVERYTHING that causes DOPAMINE or RIGHTEOUS FURY

MY FEED IS YOUR FEED

PLEASE ENJOY

alright who summoned me i was right in the middle of giving this guy curse of no kneecaps

I'd like to throw my 💫Greater Baja Blast💥 into the ring. I do some wizardposting and I'm a fan of all things occult, spooky and folklore.

reblogging this to say, WAY too late, that you should check the notes of this post. there are a lot of other variations on this, lots of other chains, and i can only pin one version of it. there are a load of good blogs in there.

i'll say it again:

check the notes.

Every day I wake up and cast 4 Extra Legs on my tarantula

Let's make dragons fly, birds speak, trees walk.

Let the force of nature run loose and wild with wizardry through the woods as the word for world is forest.

And remember, there is no magic.

WIZIRD.

GOBLING.

HEXAS AND TRETS.

PAY?

BOOGIE

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I’m getting started in magic, and I have an unhealthy love for arthropods ( mainly spiders and ants). I’m also searching for the cup and the scepter.

I really think that we need to be at peace with the idea of people posting online for attention. Literally every free piece of media from shitposts to art is being made for the very human need for attention and that's healthy and okay. It's not harmful behaviour to make funnyman shitposts for attention. I love my useless internet clout points actually

'You're just posting that for likes and reblogs"

That's the whole point dipshit

Do you guys think I make wizard themed shitposts to realign my chakras or something

Love story idea: a p*rn bot on Tumblr that despite their work one day starts enjoying tumblr content and at some point dares reblogging something, commenting with their messy capital and lower letters and the haiku bot reblogs their reblog as a haiku and p*rn bot falls in love hard with haiku bot and they end up communicating in capital and lower letters comments and haiku reblogs forever and ever and they were happy, the end.

Due to the upcoming skeleton wars, I wanted to share with my felllow wizards in the council a suggestion on offensive spells.

- Fireball ( But In Bright Pastel Yellow ) : an original take on a classic idea. While I’m a fan of Fireball, Fireball (But In Green), and Fireball (But Rainbow), this one holds a special place in my heart.

- Summon 20-30 Ecuadorian Fag-Hating Spiders : manpower (spiderpower ?), aggressiveness, bigotry, truly the perfect summoning spell.

- Find the Cup or the Scepter : I did it, fuckers ! Oh no I’m not sharing this one with, you, they’re mine !

- Shatter Femurs : perfectly appropriate to use against skeletons, it’s more satisfying when you can see the femur break in front of you I think.

- Cast Greater Societal Expectations : even skeletons aren’t free from society and feelings of failure and inadequacy.

- Curse of Goncharov : useful for creating confusion in the opposing army and diverting their attention to a non-existing mafia movie.

- Power Word - Total Annihilation : Oh my. Oh my god. Why is there so much blood, they’re skeletons, they don’t even have blood. Should we ban this ? I feel like we should ban this.

why do I keep specifically getting pornbots with names that are like. only either Polish, French, or German. on god

Well. In Europe being a bastard is attractive in the sense that the gene diversity is higher then a pure breed you know what I mean-

I’m French, and mine have U.S. states in their names. My data is out there, everywhere on the Internet, do your fucking research !