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My Average Life

@ldltortugas

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‘The grave of the Russian composer Alfred Schnittke in Novodevichye Cemetery in Moscow is surmounted by a stone on which is engraved a rest beneath a fermata with a triple forte noted at the bottom: A very, very loud extended silence.’

- John Biguenet, Silence (London: Bloomsbury, 2015), p.49.

Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing. 

Tapper: You don’t have to swear on a bible, that’s not actually a law.

Spokesman:

holy shit that question killed him instantly, you could see the life leaving his eyes

Tumblr just lets you post snuff videos huh

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homotologist

GOP dumb as shit

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krinkshame

bitches got $70 of tap water in the fridge and be like can’t help being a gemini! 

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marsincharge

As a Gemini…..tea!