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fuck if I know

@lazyval

Argentina | 26 | queer | Just a bunch of reblogs of current hyperfixations and some other shit
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recap on Knights of Guinevere's "Baby's First Discourse":

  • scene of the show has frankie's asshole boss calling her "franklin." fans interpret this as misgendering and think frankie is canonically trans
  • dana confirms that frankie is canonically cis, she just has a lot of masc nicknames
  • people start saying dana is transphobic for this
  • additional context that people were mad at dana for not making willow "look more blasian" when she had a black dad and a korean dad, dana eventually had to confirm the black dad was a stepdad and willow was never intended to be blasian, so it makes sense that she would want to confirm things quickly so people don't get the wrong idea for a long time. people ignore this and decide her rush to confirm frankie is cis (when she was DIRECTLY ASKED, if i may remind you) means that she hates trans women
  • people also decide that dana is transphobic because a trans woman voiced the asshole boss (a cis man in the show afawk). trans woman actress literally has to come out and say she enjoys playing characters like him and likes being able to voice both male and female characters
  • dana puts out an apology saying that she didn't mean trans headcanons for frankie were bad, only that she was not written with the intention of being trans. she has previously stated this is her stance on queer headcanons so this is not a surprise from her
  • dana blocked people who were throwing parasocial fits over her confirming frankie as cis. everyone decides this means that she IS indeed transphobic and her apology means nothing
  • This is why we can't have nice things
  • we are a week in

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

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Guinevere!! the pilot was crazy and i love her dearly

best traits to give your characters

  • passively suicidal
  • premature ejaculation
  • erectile dysfunction
  • vaginismus
  • cries during sex
  • cries after sex
  • hates sex
  • actively suicidal
  • full bush AND hairy pits

day 1 tag roundup before i mute notifications on this post forever

  • people saying #me or apparently using it as a personal checklist: x19 are you all good???
  • reblogger's ocs: uncountable
  • harry du bois x4
  • sam winchester x4
  • armand iwtv x3 i think. all those gay ass vampires have been tagged at least once.
  • dean winchester x2
  • that gay bitch from the fireman show x2
  • benson the passenger x2
  • mark and helly from severance x2
  • every character from chess the musical
  • someone just tagged conclave the movie and someone else specifically tagged cardinal lawrence
  • that one square faced cunt from arcane who ruins everything i think i havent watched the show
  • gale dekarios
  • roman senators
  • a bunch of aew wrestlers
  • "leia organa vaginismus warrior"
  • renfield 2023
  • marcille dungeon meshi
  • will graham
  • that guy from the boys who i only know for having drank breast milk
  • multiple other comics characters
  • the absolute most minor background jojo character who i completely forgot about until looking him up
  • haikyuu high school volleyball player matsukawa issei
  • dimitri fire emblem
  • marianne fire emblem
  • OPTIMUS PRIME?
  • c!wilbur. sure
  • pedro pascal character in a 2022 movie with 20% on rotten tomatoes
  • gurathin from murderbot
  • dr. robby from the pitt
  • player character from a 1.4 million word interactive novel
  • mission impossible protagonist
  • yue qingyuan
  • xie lian
  • james flint black sails
  • hotch criminal minds
  • obito from naruto
  • juno steel from podcasts
  • "my fish"

they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often

Maybe Princess the tarantula never had anything resembling what we as humans know as emotions, but she still came out of her burrow and up to the glass when we’d talk to her and used to stare at the drawing I’d tape to her terrarium. Maybe she couldn’t even comprehend what we were, but she knew we were there to take care of her. And even if she never showed that sort of curiosity or trust we’d still love her.

Idk if Munchie the praying mantis felt love for me, but I do know he trusted me enough to climb onto my hand when offered and was comfortable with allowing me to carry him places despite me being absolutely massive in comparison to him. So that's close enough in my book.

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

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murreal

“not adhd but-”

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bobbulb

People who just go “ugh nevermind” are the bane of my existence

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.