Hate to be that person, but WW3 trend on TikTok is not funny at all, especially your stupid POVs. Because no, Jessica from Chicago, you won’t have to hide in the basement to avoid being nuked and no, Kyle from LA, you won’t get drafted to the front lines. 

You again missed the whole point and managed to make this situation all about yourself, so I’m going to assure your stupid ass - this war is not going to affect you in any way, but you know who it’s going to affect? Actual people from Ukraine, who are going to lose their lives and be displaced from their homes, just like for the past 8 years. 

So congratulations on your stupidity, because it’s not about “I need a way to cope 🥺🥺🥺”, it’s about you celebrating and making fun of other people’s death.

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There’s like. A ton of personifications. Including but not limited to the above:

Quarantine Man

The Taiwan CDC with a Disinfectant Gun

Hepatitis but a Boy Band

Syphilis with Gender (女) and other Bio Information

Varicella (chicken pox) and Herpes Zoster (shingles) as Children

The Plague, but Hot Lady (also with bio information)

Fuckboy Influenza

Measles, but Hot Guy

Lyme Disease with a Mech????

And, of course, COVID-19 in all their gender neutral glory.

There’s more but I hit the image limit. I’ve got a couple articles about them, too:

Let’s make this post even longer because I have even more images saved. Next up, we got:

Tsutsumagushi Disease

Chikungunya Fever!

MERS

Pertussis (whooping cough) with a horrifying (almost body horror) headpiece and flute

Dengue Fever, the image of which literally made me stop breathing for a moment when I first saw it

Japanese Encephalitis (as... idols, maybe?)

And Zika Virus (so pretty! and for what???)

And some higher res images of the ones from the video (Legionnaires’ Disease, Viral Gastroenteritis, and Rubella). Unfortunately, I could not fit Rabies because of the image limit.

The lime disease mech is definitely supposed to be a tick

Also Rabies

if disease bad, why sexy

@captaincurnow​

Blood of Zeus is great and all but WTF is Hades always the fucking villain. Like bitch he isn’t satan, hes just the god of the underworld. I mean if u really wanted to make a cool, death-based villain. WHY NOT JUST USE THANATOS.

And let me tell you why GOD OF DEATH THANATOS WOULD MAKE A GOOD VILLAIN: 1. HIS MAIN MOTIVE CAN LITERALLY BE HOW HE IS A MINOR GOD DESPITE BEING THE GOD OF DEATH 2. Theres not much on him in Greek myths and no one has done much w his character so screen writers can take more creative license.  3. HIS SIBLINGS ARE WAAAAAYYYYYY COOLER THAN THE BIG 3 and WAAAYYYY more underappreciated. (imagine Eris Vs Hera and Eris taking over Hera’s throne). 4. HE IS JUST NOT GETTING ENOUGH RESPECT ALSO I REPEAT: Greek Gods are all neutrals. THERE ARE NO GOOD OR BAD GODS!! SO STOP TYPECASTING HADES AS THE VILLAIN

shit memory who dis

BIG MOOD

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

@aisuryuu

Nice things.

#Cutest

same energy

another Same Energy: so ive asked my family to refer to me as they/them bc im nb, and a few times ive corrected my cousins when theyve misgendered me. and so when my little cousins were playing superheroes, one of them said i could be supergirl, and my four year old cousin immediately pipes in with “but sams not a girl” and then, after a bit of thought, “you can be superthey!”

Theydies and gentlethem

Same Energy ™️: my good close friend didn’t want to call me queen or king, so they ended up calling me monarch, which was funny as fuck cause my brain instantly went to “the butterfly???”

one of my friends calls me madamonsieur and i love it so much.

See, THIS is how you make gender jokes!

Same energy: my mum often gets stuck on trying to find a gender neutral way to call me her daughter and one time she settled on “my mature child”

My wife calls me Wubby for wife/hubby and I honestly love it

oh, i am delighted that this is going around with my madamonsieur addition.

These are brilliant.

@exigetspersonal

Madamonsieur is the perfect alternative to sir/ma’am I’ve been looking for!

“You only like them because of their looks”

UHM??!!!  I love them because they are hardworking I love them because they are passionate at what they do. I love them because they make me smile I love them because they work their butt off just to make fans happy I love them because of their personality I love them because they can make me smile like no one else could I love them because they make me feel wanted Yes, they are good looking af  but that isn’t what drew me in.  I love them because they inspire me to be a better person than I am today. That’s why I love them. Get your facts right.

Hot takes why Bruce Wayne should be the Youngest Justice League Founding Member

At the Bookstore:

Noir Princesses by Ástor Alexander

Justice League twitter shenanigans [Batfam twitter shenanigans] [Gotham Rogues twitter shenanigans]

I can’t stop laughing, somebody send help.