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can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

i had to

sure, why not

Fuck it, may as well.

This is the lucky Darkest Estate of the money, here to bless you with Wealth Beyond Measure, Awarded To The Brave And The Foolhardy Alike.

likes charge, reblogs cast.

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

WHY IS SHE BACK. AND WHY IS MY REBLOG ON THIS CHAIN— I never stay part of the chains 😂 A little honored and a whole LOT of still not risking Madame Zeroni 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

Okay gonna try this again, with the caveat that I know they’re definitely not perfect (especially the hat) but I’m apparently feeling a little artistically fragile today and would appreciate no jokes about the many flaws you’re surely going to find here. Just some sketchy practices as I try to get back into drawing Sanders Sides. 

P.S. On a related note, RSD is a bitch and doesn’t give a good god damn how old you are, it will still come over and kick your ass given the slightest provocation. 

The concept of owning a “pretty vagina” is not only a stupid cis male fantasy, but also contributes to a risk of vaginal health.

The hair on the vagina is meant to protect from external bacteria from getting inside and creating infection. Shaving your vagina is risky and dangerous.

The labia minora is important for vaginal health, as it keep the area from external irritation and dryness. The idea that visible minora means your vagina is “used” is a complete myth.

No one’s vagina looks the same. There’s no real standard for what a vagina looks like. Just as every penis is different.

Vaginas smell!! They naturally have a scent! No one’s genitals smell like a spring field. And bc the area is so pH sensitive, the healthiest way to clean it is a cloth and some warm water.

If your partner is too immature to handle your natural vagina, then they’re not worth it. The only people with a smooth hairless vagina with no visible minora are children.

TL;DR the concept of a smooth hairless vagina with no labia minora is rooted in misogyny and pedophilia culture and a healthy vagina is a clean and hairy one.

Shaving OR waxing down there isn’t only bad because you lose a protective barrier, it’s also that, since the skin there is considerably delicate even in the labia majora and front, both methods of removing hair create micro-wounds that can easily get infected. And if I remember correctly, it also makes it easier for you to contract sexually transmitted diseases.

Now take the next paragraph with a grain of salt because I’m not a professional, it’s just what I remember professionals saying is okay and I might be wrong, the safest thing is STILL to leave your genitals in their natural state:

If you still feel self conscious about the way your genitals look, just trim the hairs instead of removing them, and only shave/wax the hair that’s NOT on the vulva (so, the one that spreads around your vulva onto your legs and lower stomach/the one that isn’t covered by not-tiny panties). Even that isn’t perfectly safe but it’s better as far as I know.

PS: Dick has a smell too if the person isn’t clean (hygiene wise), but nobody talks about it and We All Know Why.

If the person IS clean, there’s still a scent you can perceive from up close, but it’s subtle. So it works exactly the same as the scent of vaginas lmao.

Just take good care of your bits and don’t let cis male propaganda coerce you into hurting yourself for trying to meet standards based around misogyny and pedophilia. Your health comes first – both physical and mental.

i shaved down clean recently and got fucking jock itch this shit is no joke