so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

i’ve started letting my shibe sleep in my bed at night, and she always starts off snuggled under the blanket, then partway through the night she gets too hot and sticks her little snout out to get some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my heart. dogs are so good. so good.

MY DOG DOES THIS TOO 😭

@faithtrustandpixiedust95

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

disney can suck my dick if they think im about to subscribe to another streaming service. imma stick with netflix and amazon if your shit ain’t there its gettin pirated 

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

Y'all who are starting school… stay off tumblr,,, do your homework,,,…. behave

Youll have to pry my blog from my cold dead barely passing class hands

Same, this is an entirely hypocritical post

moodboard

Boys are so creative with how they disappoint you! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

there’s no new episode of drag race for me to come home to tonight after work

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Partial Credit goes to: @thejulietfarciertlove Thanks haha :)

This had me laughing so hard.

Is this the gay agenda? Because I’m totally on board with this.

16th grade

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

^

Please lord.

If it’s in my bank account I’m taking it and running.

I need this shit

fuck me dead how stupid are people like 25. 1.3 mill by 25 assuming you finished school at 18 that is approx making $180k per year from the age of 18. Trust me if you are not already making 100k a year through business at age 20 there is a 0.0000001% chance this is going to be you by 25 😂 there is one distinction between the rich and the poor that is truely not shared amongst the general public. The rich understand how long it takes to become the rich and the poor think it happens before age 25. If you think that it’s gonna happen before age 40 or 50 go buy a fucking contiki tour and quit wasting your time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can you imagine putting other people dreams down like damn let people dream and achieve things

Serio.

Who hurt that guy so much that he cant love.

A starfish walking back to the water.

This is slightly terrifying

The fuck you mean slightly

this was so cute lma o and made me giggle

This makes me happy haha

“Oh shoot you guys okay?” Fave

Omg! I love this! Who is he?

oh snap

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️