This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

💸💷💶💴💵

Yo Patrick, help me pay my back rent.

Please help Patrick, I need the extra cash for car repair? 

Why not? :3

Why is it cute and trendy for girls to wear men’s flannel shirts and baggy boy’s sweatpants, but when a boy tries to wear anything remotely close to girl’s clothes, they are considered “girly” or “gay”?

Do you know why? 

Do you want to know why?

Because our society thinks its degrading to be feminine. 

GIVE THIS THING AS MANY NOTES AS POSSIBLE. EVERYBODY MUST SEE THIS AND HAVE IT ON THEIR BLOG. HOLY SHIT.

No its because most boys look ridiculous in girls clothes, but girls look decent in “boyfriend” clothes. Stop trying to make EVERY THING into some form of female oppression.

It’s not “boyfriend” clothes. Clothes do not inherently have gender, they are pieces of fabric and no one cares about your hetero insertions. There was a time when it was normal for young men to wear dresses, clothing was much more gender neutral. 

Cute little boys in their boy dresses!

And dresses and skirts look fine on men:

In different cultures around the world different items of clothing are worn that in many countries would be seen as feminine: 

And they all look fabulous as fuck, like wow!

The only reason you think so now is because you are socialised differently. Which is ok, that happens, but when you assert things as facts and don’t look at any of the culture behind them you looking like an anal fissure. 

Do not project your issues onto other men, men can wear whatever the fuck they want and look fabulous as hell. 

YES YES YES!

This is relevant to my interests.

You are valid, no matter what.

this is so sad yet important

12 or under. Think about it.

Even with this, men will still say that most women find it innocent and like the ‘compliments’

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!

Poor Satan…

I’ll be updating this blog with a new comic every Friday. Stay tuned!

This did not go where I expected

make this a movie make this a tv show give me satanic elderly lesbians the world is ready for this

All well and good that you love him but unfortunately he doesn’t much care about you if he is eager to hurt you to please his boner. If you love me you will do what I want no matter how much it hurts you is abusive asshattery. People who refuse to take no for an answer are not safe to be around.

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.

A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about. 

Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…

I’ve reblogged this on every account I have.

This is simplistic and intended to tug on heartstrings and all that shit but guys I really needed to see something about people not being dicks so if you needed that too please watch this.

Thanks for this, Denmark.

i think maybe we could all use a little simple heartstring-tugging right about now. <3

Please keep in mind that I’m not a professional or anything!

I just took some art classes when I was younger, so these are just a few things I remember or have learned since then!

Anyways, this ‘tutorial’ is just something I made very quickly…and I’m not good at explaining or teaching.

So please don’t take this seriously lol 

Corgi Fails At Hopping Over Fence

“ Women are convinced they can cram a career in before their ovaries dry up, but did you notice you started menstruating at 14? Twenty-four is already ten years past that date. At 34, you’ve basically told your womb to pack it in. “

BAHAHAHAHHAHAH–oh wait, this isn’t satire? Oh. Oh NO.

Guys, guys. Guys. Calm your testes. I know a woman who chose to give birth to twins when she was 52, and she was fine. We don’t owe you children, you don’t own our bodies, and 80% of women in the USA become mothers eventually anyway. Humans are not becoming extinct, we are not in a population crises, and, AGAIN, just in case you didn’t get it the first time, YOU DON’T OWN US OR OUR CHILDREN. Quit being so testerical, you’re letting your emotions get the better of you.

Fuck compulsory womanhood.

We’re human beings, not incubators.

My reason is I don’t fucking want any and some whiny shit at the Federalist isn’t gonna change my mind

This article can kiss my ass. My ovaries are mine and I’m gonna go snip those bitches off my Fallopian tubes first chance I get!

Oh, ffs.  Stop trying to panic women into having children they aren’t ready for.

Master Post of Calming Things

Things to make you feel better:

Make it feel like you are outside also turn on your volume

Talk you threw a stressful time

Automatic flatter 

Quick Distractions:

Draw Silk

Music Squares

jigsaw puzzles 

Sudoku

cookie clicker

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IMAlive - online crisis chat

Self Help

MoodGym 

Self Harm Alternatives

Self-help Anxiety Management App

Get Help

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How To Help Others

Depression

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Cutting

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Panic attacks

Gifs:

watch the ball

breath in and out with the box

letjakeescape

this is the rare and elusive Blue Texas, it only happens every 238 years, reblog in 15 seconds and the two party system will end

Drunk History just did a really amazing episode on the Stonewall Riots.

Besides everything, two great things about this episode: 1) The narrator is Crissle West, the woman who narrated the Harriet Tubman episode; and 2) Comedy Central actually cast transgender actors for transgender roles.

Gifs: Comedy Central

Check it out.

Fucking perfect. Putting the narrative back in the hands of the changemakers makes me unspeakably happy. *sniffles* 

Like, I’m literally in bed, just woke up, read this, and started tearing up.