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The One-Horned Owl

@lazuliblade / lazuliblade.tumblr.com

40% Yuri!!! on ICE, 40% figure skating, 10%Tokyo Ghoul, 8% favorites/seasonal anime, A dash of pretty, A dash of cool, A pinch of miscellaneous... gently stirred, and a mint leaf to garnish. ||Gera (ジェラ)||
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My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

like why’s it gotta be so accurate

What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop “fuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite

SUPER SALAD

Wtf we actually talk like this don’t we

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nobody recognizing link in totk is actually perfectly plausible to me like. yeah sure everyone hears about him and they know he exists but its not like zelda where theres probs all these paintings of her and what do u expect the legendary knight to be this feral little twink. tony hawk syndrome describes it perfectly like unless they actually Personally Know Link he walks in and hes just some random lil blondie. do u know how many Important People in the world could talk right past me without me knowing.

beedle on the other hand FUCK MAN I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING

YALL THEY’RE ADVANCING

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Dude, I got the same person (with different username of course) and had a whole freaking conversation with them before I blocked them and only after I had seen this with the exact same messages I got, did I realize,

It was a bot.

randall munroe predicting the future in 2009

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

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I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

::bows with a flourish::

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

YASSSSSSSSS!

Ahahahahah OMG AMAZING. 

This post = the gift that keeps on giving

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS SO SCARY AND CUTE-