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The results are in:

The Winner of the Ultimate Queer Icon Competition is....

Desmond Sycamore/Jean Descole!!!!

He fought off 31 contestants to be crowned The Ultimate Queer Icon!! Congrats!!

Don't feel sad if your fav didn't make it. Everyone tried their best and there's no ill feelings between any of the contestants.

In fact, all the contestants are currently at a party together:

  • Sammy Thunder and Randal Mann are in charge of the music. Surprisingly, it's fairly decent. Until one of the speakers explodes.
  • Descole is standing ominously in the corner, wearing his Ultimate Queer Icon Crown. Emmy is taking the piss out of him.
  • Randall wants to dance with Angela. Henry wants to dance with Randall. Drake wants to dance with Henry. They reach a compromise and do the hokey cokey together. That's not a euphemism for anything, they are literally dancing the hokey cokey together.
  • Simon Reinhold runs out of power and Frederick gets shot with a party popper. Both are laying unconscious on the dance floor.
  • Emiliana was the one who shot Frederick. He was being loud and obnoxious. Eve witnessed the event but did nothing to prevent it.
  • Cesar Chance and Tab Lloyd brought their baby with them and Janice and Melina are cooing over him.
  • Aldus and Jacques have a very intense conversation about the products they use on their mustaches. Poor Ernest gets caught in the middle.
  • A nearby crime is reported and Grosky rushes into action FOR THE YARD! Alfendi tries to leave too, but Lucy stops him.
  • Hershel Layton and Doug Scowers have a long, boring talk about archeology. Katrielle has to literally drag her father away.
  • It's Lettie and Jean's first time out together and they are very nervous. They spend the entire time holding hands.
  • There's an awkward standoff happening at the food table. Rook, Bishop and Mackintosh all want to get something to eat, but Leonard Bloom is standing right there and they're too scared to go near him.
  • Shortly after Descole left, Desmond Sycamore arrives with Aurora. She teaches him some ancient Azran dance ritual, which happens to be very similar to breakdancing.
  • Dimitri Allen spends the entire party holding a drink and standing awkwardly.

Thank you to everyone who voted and making this a fun event! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

#professor layton#ultimate Queer Icon#Layton series#Jean Descole#Desmond Sycamore
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Welcome to my blog, where I discuss very important matters.

Today's discussion is:

Is Sammy Thunder a #richkid?

Evidence For:

  • His Uncle is a former Duke, who is a billionaire and the owner of the most luxurious train in England.
  • Sammy works as a Conductor on said train.
  • He only works 3 days a week, so the wages must be good. Or he is so rich that he doesn't need to work much.
  • He states he never wanted to be a Conductor and doesn't take the job too seriously. It's possible that he doesn't need the money and only works so Beluga can keep him out of trouble.
  • He kinda gives me the vibe of being somebody who doesn't know how much a banana costs.

Evidence Against:

  • Sammy isn't related to Beluga by blood, so has no real claim to his fortune or title.
  • His Uncle is incredibly greedy and probably wouldn't give him much money if he asked.
  • Sammy wasn't willing to pay £16 to fix his necklace and celebrated getting a £2 discount.
  • He was almost arrested by the police and everybody knows rich people don't get punished for their crimes.
  • If he was rich, he wouldn't need to work for his abusive Uncle.
  • Beluga reminds him that he controls his paycheck. So pretty much all his finances are controlled by Beluga.
  • What are your thoughts?

Please add any additional thoughts or opinions.

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After a lot of procrastination, I am back playing Miitopia. The reason it's taken so long is because I had to create a bunch more miis.

The first character to make was the Roving Photographer. Emmy was the obvious choice, but I'd prefer to have her in my team, so Joseph from the photo shop it is.

Next is the Quizmaster. As soon as I read that he is an oddball who shows up randomly to greet the player, I knew Aldus would be perfect.

Next, the Prodigious Postman. I know it says "man" but Lettie Mailer fits the description so I added her.

The Roaming Gourmet is our one and only Prosciutto. I was going to pick Jacques based on the wig he would wear, but he was hard to make and Prosciutto likes food so it works better.

Next is the Nintendo Fan. I chose Puzzlette. She's cute.

But something important is about to happen! Creating NPC's is fun, but Layton needs a teammate!

Introducing Flora the Chef!

She'll destroy enemies with her terrible food combinations!

I was so tempted to say "no" because Layton has a bad record when it comes to taking Flora with him.

But in this case, he needs an ally.

Now the real adventure begins!!

As usual, my Access Key is 4N95JJC.

Feel free to use any miis I make in your own games!

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I've officially lost it.

I'm overanalyzing a single pixel on my favourite character.

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See that tiny black line on Rook's teeth?

It's probably just how the artist decided to draw his mouth and doesn't mean anything.

But it kinda looks like he's missing a tooth, so I've decided that's what it is.

Either Rook once got hit in the face during a mission which made him bitter.

Or Targent has very bad dental care for its agents.

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Here it is. My magnum opus:

Every single Rook and Bishop scene from Azran Legacy. In video form!

It's a crime that it's less than 30 minutes.

In case there's a problem with the video, follow the link here

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Everything about Sammy's profile is wrong:

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"By day, he's just a normal train conductor."

Ummmm no??? He is never a normal train conductor. He never tries to be a normal train conductor. I don't think he knows how to be a normal train conductor.

"Once he grips the mike, he transforms into his alter ego, Sammy Thunder."

Also no. He is literally always Sammy Thunder. It's not an alter ego, it's who he is.

We get to see his weekly schedule and even when relaxing at home, he's still dressed like a rock star.

That would be like if Miley Cyrus always dressed like Hannah Montana and acted like Hannah Montana and liked to be called Hannah Montana and never actually was Miley Cyrus.

I can only assume that this profile was ghost written by Beluga who is in serious denial about his nephew.

"Nooo that's just his persona when he's on stage!!! He's actually a respectable man most of the time!!! Of course he didn't get his name legally changed!!!! He flirts with boys but only as a joke!!!"

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Ok fine.

Sammy Thunder/Hannah Montana AU:

Samuel Beluga is a normal train conductor by day, but has a double life as famous Rock Star Sammy Thunder, which he must keep a secret because he doesn't want to get kicked out of his Uncle's house.

Literally everybody on the Molentary Express knows his secret but pretends they don't and he thinks he's being sneaky.

Over time, Sammy starts to act more like his Rock and Roll self at work, which leads Beluga to think that he's being badly influenced by the famous singer Sammy Thunder and tries to have him banned.

Drama ensues...

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The time is 3am.

Mr Beluga is sleeping peacefully.

Sammy: *crashes through the door*

Sammy: UNKO WAKE UP!!!!!

Beluga: W-what's going on?

Sammy: I NEED FIFTY POUNDS!!!

Beluga: Huh?

Sammy: I NEED FIFTY POUNDS SO I CAN GET MY NAME LEGALLY CHANGED AGAIN!!

Beluga: What? Again?

Sammy: I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SAMMY LIGHTNING!!!

Beluga: Why.....

Sammy: Y'KNOW.... LIKE LIGHTNING CONDUCTOR?

Beluga: .......

Sammy: AND IM A TRAIN CONDUCTOR!!!

Beluga: ..........

Sammy: CLEVER RIGHT?

Beluga: You don't even live here anymore how did you get in??

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Something interesting I noticed from Diabolical Box:

When Layton and Luke first meet Sammy on the Molentary Express, he explicitly refers to himself as Sammy in the third person.

Despite this, he is rarely called by this name throughout the game. He is often referred to as 'Sam,' 'Samuel', or just 'The Conductor.'

However, there is a character who is one of the few people to call him by his preferred name. And it's pretty surprising.

Professor Hershel Layton.

This is surprising to me, as Layton often has a tendency to be overly formal when it comes to names. For example, when he first met Emmy, he referred to her as Miss Altava.

Then I remembered.

Wasn't there an entire scene in Azran Legacy when Layton rejected his birth name and encouraged his father to embrace his true identity?

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So yeah. Professor Layton 100% respects a person's decision to change their name and supports them completely without question.

Sammy: Sup man. I'm Sammy Thunder. Sam's fine too. My Unko still calls me Samuel but just ignore him lol.

Layton: *grabbing his shoulders* Yes. You are Sanmy Thunder and always will be. You need no other name.

Sammy: :D

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The results are in:

The Winner of the Ultimate Queer Icon Competition is....

Desmond Sycamore/Jean Descole!!!!

He fought off 31 contestants to be crowned The Ultimate Queer Icon!! Congrats!!

Don't feel sad if your fav didn't make it. Everyone tried their best and there's no ill feelings between any of the contestants.

In fact, all the contestants are currently at a party together:

  • Sammy Thunder and Randal Mann are in charge of the music. Surprisingly, it's fairly decent. Until one of the speakers explodes.
  • Descole is standing ominously in the corner, wearing his Ultimate Queer Icon Crown. Emmy is taking the piss out of him.
  • Randall wants to dance with Angela. Henry wants to dance with Randall. Drake wants to dance with Henry. They reach a compromise and do the hokey cokey together. That's not a euphemism for anything, they are literally dancing the hokey cokey together.
  • Simon Reinhold runs out of power and Frederick gets shot with a party popper. Both are laying unconscious on the dance floor.
  • Emiliana was the one who shot Frederick. He was being loud and obnoxious. Eve witnessed the event but did nothing to prevent it.
  • Cesar Chance and Tab Lloyd brought their baby with them and Janice and Melina are cooing over him.
  • Aldus and Jacques have a very intense conversation about the products they use on their mustaches. Poor Ernest gets caught in the middle.
  • A nearby crime is reported and Grosky rushes into action FOR THE YARD! Alfendi tries to leave too, but Lucy stops him.
  • Hershel Layton and Doug Scowers have a long, boring talk about archeology. Katrielle has to literally drag her father away.
  • It's Lettie and Jean's first time out together and they are very nervous. They spend the entire time holding hands.
  • There's an awkward standoff happening at the food table. Rook, Bishop and Mackintosh all want to get something to eat, but Leonard Bloom is standing right there and they're too scared to go near him.
  • Shortly after Descole left, Desmond Sycamore arrives with Aurora. She teaches him some ancient Azran dance ritual, which happens to be very similar to breakdancing.
  • Dimitri Allen spends the entire party holding a drink and standing awkwardly.

Thank you to everyone who voted and making this a fun event! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

im so proud of him (a single tear drops down)

#beautiful#descole wins everything