godDAMNit that's the stuff.

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

why did you show me this.

Pay day is this week.

YOU CAN BUY TWO POUNDS OF EXCLUSIVELY BLUE RASPBERRY JOLLY RANCHERS

reblog to save a life

subtweet to whoever was in charge of animal safety / health at the filming of that ‘a dog’s purpose’ movie: the internet is about to fuck your career up forever, and I’m happy about it, because everyone involved in that is a piece of shit.

I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me

True but i'm still gonna say fight me

avacatdo

me: im gonna diet & eat so healthy honestly this summer is gonna be life changing health is a lifestyle #blessed

wendy’s: 2 burgers for $2

me:

Well this is horrifying.

wonder who the culprit is

oh my god..a bread boy 

Beware of Doug (via painmatrix)

this is so cute

im stuck in a crazy amount of traffic so me and the guy in the car next to me have been playing rock paper scissors and so far he’s winning 5 to 3