My Daydreams

Many victims of Sleep Paralysis often hallucinate what is known as “The Intruder”. A tall, lanky, humanoid figure that seems to resides in the corners or further parts of the room.

Poor design decisions

I’ve had bad dreams involving toilet stalls like that…

YOU HAD MEAT

“𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜”

when u lean ur head against the bus window

what the fuck

this video is the two hemispheres of my brain combined trying to make a coherent thought

i just saw this post on /r/relationships where a woman was like “help, this girl who lives in another state stole my amazing original halloween costume idea” and she kept going on and on about how good this costume was and what a “perfect combination of sexy and hilarious” it was and then people went in her post history and proceeded to discover that this costume idea was Kinky Winky, aka a teletubby in bdsm gear

21 pilots: i wish i had a better voice to say some better words

me, who has 2 listen 2 them constantly on the radio at work: me too

You STOP that. STOP IT. Stop making those rings at me.

this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs

dude in my ochem class has his shoes tied like this

Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy

Why did I make this last night and why does it fiT

If you scratch my cat in the right spot, he’ll flick his tongue out and lick whatever is close by

when you switch from bluetooth, cd, or mp3 to radio in your car and, due having been last operated by a user whose preferences differ to your own, the first station that comes on is one which is not a personal favorite of yours