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@lawlorffily13

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

He just gets slowly less concerned

i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.

step one: lift up shirt

2) look dwon 

3) nipple

holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that

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zodiaccity

How sexy is your name?

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)  - Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY - Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY - Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY - Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

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chicagno

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

im dying