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Hi, I'm Ari and I write stuff! I mostly write for Pedro Pascal's characters, but on occasion there are other fandoms around (e.g. Moon Knight, Peaky Blinders, Stranger Things, etc.)

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RECENT WORKS (last update: 16 June 2023)

EROS: Chapter 3** (Din Djarin x bounty hunter!f!reader)

kiss it better** (Joel Miller x f!reader)

fire breather**: an EROS series interlude (Din Djarin x f!reader)

cállate la boca** (Miguel O'Hara x f!reader)

NOTE: I no longer use a taglist! If you wish to be updated on my works, click "Get notifications" at the top of my blog! (I apologize if you get the occasional random post from this blog, I usually keep my day to day nonsense on my main lol)

#introduction #my work

this should go without saying but commenting OMG PART 2???? on someone's work when you didn't even reblog or like said work isn't gonna do anything except make them more frustrated. so no, no part 2.

#🤦🏽‍♀️#ari talks

cállate la boca || Miguel O'Hara x f!reader**

summary: he's so damn annoyed by you. he detests you. he finds you boring and uninteresting. except for when you're alone with him at night.

word count: 1.2k

warnings: Miguel being a bossy asshole (who rambles in Spanish when he really gets into the heat of things), dirty talk, teasing, ass play, pussy slapping, doggy, just general filth.

A/N: ...I have no comment. idk how I got here. this is just somethin' I had to get out so I'm posting and fleeing lmao 🙈 feedback is more than welcome!

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As far as everyone else is concerned, Miguel O'Hara finds you annoying as fuck. Some might go as far as to say that he's repulsed by your mere presence.

And you don't argue with them. Why would you? You've got nothing to prove. You know the truth as well: Miguel does hate you.

Except for when he doesn't.

Which is every single night.

#miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara fanfiction #miguel o'hara fic #miguel o'hara x you #miguel o'hara smut #spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse

Anonymous asked:

Why are you blocking people who don’t put their age in their bio? That’s private info., maybe they don’t want to share that publicly?

eoieopda answered:

the short answer: if they don’t want to share that information, they don’t have to. i just won’t share my content with them — because i don’t have to.

the long answer: after i posted that i would be blocking people who don’t put their age, i got a PM from a loooong-time moot. i mean, day one. my first moot, actually. they’d previously told me they were 21, but after seeing me post about this being a major boundary, they admitted that they were fifteen (15.)

mind you, they had been reading and reviewing smut that i’d written, which is basically pornography. there are literal laws about furnishing minors with sexually explicit material.

so, on top of learning that someone i considered a friend — and interacted with daily — is a literal child, this is what they were exposed to because they did not heed the warnings all over my blog and on every fic.

learning this made me literally, physically nauseous.

i am an adult. my content is for adults. i do not ever want to be in a position where there are children interacting with my content.

end of.

But can’t they just lie about it in their bio?

Also as someone who works in a field that deals with a lot of fraud and scams I wouldn’t suggest putting ANY personal info on your bio. People can get your social and ruin your credit with small amounts of information these days.

i talked about lying in their bio here.

i’ll reiterate — as stated above — that if they a person doesn’t want to put that information in their bio, they don’t have to. that doesn’t change the fact that i don’t want ageless blogs interacting with my content. my preference for my own content matters, arguably much more than the interests of people who may want to see it.

i’m definitely not an expert, so this is a genuine question: if a person puts a number age (not date of birth, but just their age) does that really put them at more of a cybersecurity risk than their own IP address already does?

if you don’t wanna verify that you’re an adult, you don’t get access to adult things. simple as that.

“age is private” but how many of you give a cashier your ID without even hesitating to verify your age when you buy alcohol? or security when you enter a bar/club?

boundaries work both ways and if someone puts theirs up, you don’t get to refute them with all these “bUt iT’S my chOice—“ excuses. it’s also their choice to not feel comfortable with your choices and boot you out of their space. if you don’t agree with someone’s boundaries, just leave the space silently.

Also, I'm sorry but saying "I don't put my age in bio for safety issues" is pretty ridiculous because what do you mean? That's literally a number. Just a number. How is a number a "sensitive issue" unless you got something to hide? Whereas some people who have previously made this statement were perfectly okay with giving THEIR FULL NAME and/or their social security number or address. Like?? Hello?? Those are okay to give out but putting a literal goddamn number is the limit??

I'm not gonna have ageless blogs or minors reading my explicit work. The end.

#stop interacting with a blog's works if they have DNI plastered everyfuckingwhere

littlemisspascal

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New Writers added to The Pedro Library 🐼

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New Works Added ✨

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As always, if you would like me to remove your work from the rec list, please let me know and I’ll remove them asap 😊

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#thank you for the mention love!! ❤️❤️#tagged #pedro pascal character fanfiction #fic rec

Fire breather**

an EROS series interlude

pairing: young!Din Djarin x f!reader

summary: he knows that even being around you is dangerous, forbidden even. But he can't fight against it for the life of him, not when you lure him with the most innocent of moves that throw you both into an intoxicatingly erotic game.

word count: 6k

WARNINGS: mini crisis of faith; virgin!Din, mutual pining, blowjob, piv, praise kink, cum play, first time shenanigans.

A/N: felt like this fit well between what happened in the last chapter and the next, a nice throwback. it can be read as a stand-alone tho!

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It started out tentatively. Teasing to an almost ridiculous degree.

As a new bounty hunter, Din sought work. And for a beginner, Nevarro isn’t the worst place to be: plenty of questionable thieves, seemingly charitable folk on the street with dark pasts—a truly varied pool of work for someone like him. He almost-too-eagerly joined Greef Karga’s parsec of bounty hunters, and quickly learned the hazards of the job.

But he also learned there was beauty to it.

Whenever he had spare time, he liked to sit in the local cantina. Not necessarily for the food, but for the people. Simply watching them as they walked by, enjoying a warm meal, a good drink and a polite conversation. For the most part, it was a radiating canvas for young Din Djarin—most of the time unsoiled by the dark desires and past times that possessed so many creatures.

Then he saw you.

#self rb #din djarin x reader #din djarin fic #din djarin smut #the mandalorian fic #the mandalorian smut #eros series

Anonymous asked:

for the asks? 7,10, 12

7. Post a snippet from a wip.

from the upcoming EROS chapter 👀:

“Enough! Clearly we can’t stop bringing up the past, we can’t even talk properly about what we want… so let’s just finish this fucking job and we can move on and never see each other again. It is, after all, what you want. Isn’t it?” There is hesitation on your part as you murmur the last words, spoken with such fear and hope alike that they devastate Din. He realizes that there is still much to be said and clarified, but in this moment, when he feels strangled by his own garments and by your presence, the best he can do is show you what it is that he really wants. “Sit down,” he murmurs.

10. Do you work on multiple wips or stick to one fic at a time?

Rarely do I have just one thing going on 😂 maybe one gets a bit more attention, but right now I got about 5 or 6 WIPs.

12. Do you outline your fics? If yes, how detailed are your outlines? How far do you stray from them?

I only outline series, since I have to be clear on what happens in every chapter and keep track of the action and whatnot.

fanfiction asks

#replies #anon #fanfiction asks

thevoiceinyourheadx asked:

I am very interested in 1. and 78. for the fanfic asks 👀

1.Do you daydream a lot before you write, or go for it as soon as the ideas strike?

Sometimes I daydream, building the story in my head, and other times it hits me out of nowhere and I just have to write it down in one sitting 😂

78. What motivates you during the writing process?

creating the story itself, building it and having it down on paper!

fanfiction asks

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vadersaber asked:

hey babe! for the fanfic asks: 8, 13, 16, 41, 74, 78 🥰

hi babe!!

8. Post an out-of-context spoiler from a wip.

Reader goes absolutely wild in her search and rescue mission for her former lover.

13. Do you listen to music while you write? If yes, what have you been listening to recently?

Sometimes I do. Right now I am listening to Love in the dark by Adele as I'm finishing up chapter 4 of EROS.

16. Do you write by hand, on your phone, or on your laptop?

Mostly on my laptop, sometimes by hand.

41. Who’s your favorite character you’ve written?

Javier Peña & Alfie Solomons.

74. Do you have a fic you wish got a bit more love?

Hmmm maybe EROS with Din 😂

78. What motivates you during the writing process?

creating the story itself, building it and having it down on paper!

fanfiction asks

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Anonymous asked:

hiiii hi i wanted to ask for the fanfic q's:

71, 65 (about guilty pleasures bc i simply adore that series!), 48, 44

hiii 🥰

44. What is your favorite genre to write?

Uhm, I'll say romance bc it's more general. I feel like smut & angst are where I excel at, maybe fluff too. But the buildup to romance in general, I think that's my sweet spot.

48. Who is your favorite character to write for? Has this changed since you’ve started writing for that fandom?

The first fic I wrote for the Pedro fandom was for Javi P, talk to me. I think he's still my favorite Pedro boy to write for.

65. If you wrote a sequel to Guilty Pleasures, what would happen in it?

OH I actually had an idea for it. The sequel would follow the events of TLOU Part 2, so reader x Ellie would be consumed by grief after... what happens 👀 and Ellie would want to go on a murderous spree, expecting reader to do the same. Only she doesn't. Firstly because she knows she won't be able to hold back in any way and she'll be worse than Joel ever was, and secondly, because she doesn't think it will help with the grief or change what's happened.

71. Do you spend more time reading or writing?

Hmm. Lately I've spent a bit more time reading. I've been on a reading binge, literally devoured like 7 books in the past 2 weeks and on my way to read a bunch more haha.

fanfiction asks

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Fanfiction Writing Asks

Do you daydream a lot before you write, or go for it as soon as the ideas strike?
Where do you get your fic ideas?
Do you share your fic ideas, or do you keep them to yourself?
How do you choose which fics to write?
How many wips do you have? What fandoms/pairings are they for?
What’s the last line you wrote?
Post a snippet from a wip.
Post an out-of-context spoiler from a wip.
Does this word [chosen by asker] appear in your current wip?
Do you work on multiple wips or stick to one fic at a time?
Do you write scenes in order, or do you jump around?
Do you outline your fics? If yes, how detailed are your outlines? How far do you stray from them?
Do you listen to music while you write? If yes, what have you been listening to recently?
What is your favorite location and position to write in?
What’s your favorite time to write?
Do you write by hand, on your phone, or on your laptop?
Do you have a writing routine?
Do you enjoy research? Which fic of yours required the most research?
Do you enjoy creating OCs or do you prefer to stick solely to canon characters?
Do you prefer writing AUs or canon fics?
Do you prefer writing chaptered fics or one-shots?
Do you title your fics before, during, or after the writing process? How do you come up with titles?
Is writing the beginning, middle, or end of the story easiest? Hardest?
How do you choose whose POV to write in?
What’s your favorite part of the writing process (worldbuilding, brainstorming/outlining, writing, editing, etc)?
What’s your least favorite part of the writing process?
What area of writing do you feel strongest in?
What area of writing do you want to improve in?
What’s something about your writing that you’re proud of?
How much do you edit your fics? Do you edit as you write or wait until you finish the first draft?
Do you use a beta reader/editor?
Do you take fic requests? Why or why not?
Is there a specific word count that you hold yourself to/enjoy writing the most?
How much of your personal life/experience do you include in your fics?
What’s your favorite fic you’ve posted?
What fic are you proudest of?
What fic has been the hardest for you to write?
What is your most self-indulgent posted story?
What’s your most self-indulgent wip?
What is your favorite world that you’ve created for a fic?
Who’s your favorite character you’ve written?
What’s your favorite title that you’ve come up with?
Is there a trope or idea that you’d really like to write but haven’t yet?
What is your favorite genre to write?
What genre/trope do you tend to write the most?
If you could only write one type of AU for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Is there a trope that you’ve written before but are now sick of?
Who is your favorite character to write for? Has this changed since you’ve started writing for that fandom?
What fic of yours would you say is the best introduction to you as a writer?
How would you describe your writing style?
Does what you like to write differ from what you like to read?
What’s the average word count of your fics?
What is the most-used tag on your ao3?
What’s the fandom/pairing distribution of your posted fics?
Have you noticed any patterns in your fics? Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc?
Are there any fics that you would change or rewrite if given the chance?
How conscious are you about including symbolism or foreshadowing in your fics?
Do you have a favorite piece of figurative language you’ve written?
Have you participated in any fic events/writing challenges? If yes, what were they and did you enjoy them?
In [insert fic], what inspired the idea for the plot?
In [insert fic], what’s your favorite scene that you wrote?
In [insert fic], is there a deleted scene/idea you wish you could have included? Why did it get cut?
What was the hardest part of writing [insert fic]?
If you rewrote [insert fic] now, would you change anything?
If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would happen in it?
What’s a fun fact about [insert fic]?
If a fic was titled [insert made up title], what would this story be about/how would you write it?
Are there any fics that influenced you to write the way you do?
What are your favorite fics at the moment?
Are you subscribed to any writers on AO3?
Do you spend more time reading or writing?
What’s your favorite writing compliment you’ve gotten?
What do you tend to get complimented on the most about your writing?
Do you have a fic you wish got a bit more love?
Is there a particular fic that readers gravitated towards that you didn’t expect?
How do you deal with writing pressure, whether internal or external?
Why do you enjoy writing fanfiction?
What motivates you during the writing process?
Do you have any writing advice you want to share?
Free space - asker can come up with any writing or fic-related question they want!

#send me some!! 🩷#haven't done these in a while 🥰#asks

how blank and ageless blogs be looking at your page that clearly states for them to not interact or follow or they’ll be blocked

#no fr y'all are just voluntarily BLIND at this point #so imma keep blocking you

thevoiceinyourheadx asked:

Tumblr is pretty much:

"I know he's an asshole, but he's MY asshole and I will fight you"

best description ever 😂 we like our men cunty, sassy, with terrible tendencies and hot but with a soft spot for their loved ones 😌

Anonymous asked:

Miguel is an asshole but he is a hot asshole. I guess I have a type 💀 tall, dark, handsome, and asshole.

babe, SAME. you can tell who's been on tumblr and who hasn't cause they're always shocked when people have major crushes on fictional assholes/genuinely terrible guys that are hot lol.

yes, he might be an asshole, BUT have you considered that he's attractive and has a nice voice? and he's tall? AND he could have a soft spot just for me, hm?

#I may fall into the pit and idk if I should shskgh #replies #anon #miguel o'hara

I have no knowledge of the Spiderverse, and yet I am starting to see what y'all see about a certain.. Miguel O'Hara..

ok so going into the Miguel O'Hara tag has not been the most inspired idea. Y'ALL ARE MAD THIRSTY HOLY SHIT

#pls don't inspire me to write for this man I just - I can't 😩

Anonymous asked:

So I haven't seen the movie, but somehow got into a discussion on Reddit about Miguel, and I told the person that Tumblr is currently obsessed with him.

Their reaction was "...but he's an asshole"

Like my dude, have you ever been on Tumblr? 😂

Ohhh this person has not been on tumblr 😂😂 we like our characters mean, cocky and a little (more) troubled 😌

#ok this made me cackle shsksk bless their heart #imagine telling them you love anakin dbdkdls #replies #anon

I have no knowledge of the Spiderverse, and yet I am starting to see what y'all see about a certain.. Miguel O'Hara..

#he's everywhere and I was like eh #but I kinda...👀#ari talks

just gonna leave this here. in case, you know, y'all decide to brush up on your human skills a little.

The rabid sexualisation of male actors is getting creepy

The Last of Us star Pedro Pascal joins Paul Mescal and Kit Harington as high profile male actors who have faced awkward interview questions,

#the fac that it's women doing most of this.... it's just baffling to me #pedro pascal #pedro pascal fandom #kit harington #paul mescal

thevoiceinyourheadx

Fire breather**

an EROS series interlude

pairing: young!Din Djarin x f!reader

summary: he knows that even being around you is dangerous, forbidden even. But he can't fight against it for the life of him, not when you lure him with the most innocent of moves that throw you both into an intoxicatingly erotic game.

word count: 6k

WARNINGS: mini crisis of faith; virgin!Din, mutual pining, blowjob, piv, praise kink, cum play, first time shenanigans.

A/N: felt like this fit well between what happened in the last chapter and the next, a nice throwback. it can be read as a stand-alone tho!

AGELESS/EMPTY BLOGS & MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED!

GIF by manny-jacinto

gif: @manny-jacinto

read on AO3

It started out tentatively. Teasing to an almost ridiculous degree.

As a new bounty hunter, Din sought work. And for a beginner, Nevarro isn’t the worst place to be: plenty of questionable thieves, seemingly charitable folk on the street with dark pasts—a truly varied pool of work for someone like him. He almost-too-eagerly joined Greef Karga’s parsec of bounty hunters, and quickly learned the hazards of the job.

But he also learned there was beauty to it.

Whenever he had spare time, he liked to sit in the local cantina. Not necessarily for the food, but for the people. Simply watching them as they walked by, enjoying a warm meal, a good drink and a polite conversation. For the most part, it was a radiating canvas for young Din Djarin—most of the time unsoiled by the dark desires and past times that possessed so many creatures.

Then he saw you.

thevoiceinyourheadx

OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE

I love these two??? Like seriously, they are just SO SWEET

Nervous Din is just so stinking cute, I don't have words. You described everything about their attraction SO PERFECTLY 😍😍😍 And now I DESPERATELY need to know what happened because they are just so perfect together 😭 how dare you break them up????

And her DAD being a Mandalorian???? Did not see that coming! I wonder if that'll be relevant later...👀

(apart from, y'know, making her the queen of respectfulness)

Thank you so muchhh 💓🥹 I loved writing this so damn much and shy Din has my whole heart, he's the sweetest 😭😭 it'll all be clear in the next chapter I promise!!

And WELL. Maybe it'll come in handy knowing that piece of information👀

#comment rb #din djarin x reader #din djarin fic #din djarin smut #the mandalorian smut #eros series

Fire breather**

an EROS series interlude

pairing: young!Din Djarin x f!reader

summary: he knows that even being around you is dangerous, forbidden even. But he can't fight against it for the life of him, not when you lure him with the most innocent of moves that throw you both into an intoxicatingly erotic game.

word count: 6k

WARNINGS: mini crisis of faith; virgin!Din, mutual pining, blowjob, piv, praise kink, cum play, first time shenanigans.

A/N: felt like this fit well between what happened in the last chapter and the next, a nice throwback. it can be read as a stand-alone tho!

AGELESS/EMPTY BLOGS & MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED!

GIF by manny-jacinto

gif: @manny-jacinto

read on AO3

It started out tentatively. Teasing to an almost ridiculous degree.

As a new bounty hunter, Din sought work. And for a beginner, Nevarro isn’t the worst place to be: plenty of questionable thieves, seemingly charitable folk on the street with dark pasts—a truly varied pool of work for someone like him. He almost-too-eagerly joined Greef Karga’s parsec of bounty hunters, and quickly learned the hazards of the job.

But he also learned there was beauty to it.

Whenever he had spare time, he liked to sit in the local cantina. Not necessarily for the food, but for the people. Simply watching them as they walked by, enjoying a warm meal, a good drink and a polite conversation. For the most part, it was a radiating canvas for young Din Djarin—most of the time unsoiled by the dark desires and past times that possessed so many creatures.

Then he saw you.

IDEK WHERE TO BEGIN BC YOU KNOCKED ME TF OUT WITH THIS

Ok ok so the whole fic was perfect, obvs. BUT the buildup?? din's slow realization that he may be in love with her and that he wants to be intimate with her?? his fear of abandoning the creed but also thinking he'll be ok as long as he's with her?? AND THE ACTUAL SMUT?? HELLO?? i'm ded.

This was absolutely perfect and i love how patient she was with him, how sweet and kind. which begs the question, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM THEY WERE SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

Your comment has me in shambles omg thank you so so much!! I wrote this piece weeks ago and it literally poured from me, so it makes me beyond happy to hear you're liked it so much 😭😭 don't worry, it'll all come to light real soon 👀

#this made me so happy shdkdkd #I loved writing this fic #comment rb #din djarin x reader #din djarin fic #din djarin smut #the mandalorian #the mandalorian smut #eros series