glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
ok.
This Post from tothechaos is being blended!!
EAT THE POST OP
I am fucking haunted by a terrible piece of writing that was shared on Livejournal (though it from an older actual published book) sometime in the early 2000s
If anyone knows what it is or can find it PLEASE let me me know as I need to read it again
Its an excerpt from a story about a woman and the fey? And there is a moment where the fey king? Prince? Casts a spell on her and then there is this long ass section of the worst purple prose of your life
Dude uses like 5 metaphors for every single body part! Like this isn't an exact quote but it's like "her toes were like snails, small white stones delicate bones, small white shells"
And the dude describes her ENTIRE BODY like that feature by feature!
This was posted in a writing group and blew up
There was a dramatic reading!
There was fan art!
AND I CAN'T FUCKING FIND ANY TRACE OF THIS TERRIBLE WRITING ONLINE
It's SO bad and I need to 1. Read it again and 2. Make sure Tumblr is aware of it because good god
This is ringing a vague bell for me but I can’t place it. Any of my fellow LJ veterans remember?
Oh shit I LOVE this one! I'll have to do more digging for a transcript, but here's a scan, it's from Bronwyn: Silk and Steel by Ron Miller
The full thing is here!
I'm so fucking happy rn you have no idea!
Ey! mission accomplished.
"Her face had the fragrance of a gibbous moon."
Here is the full text of the image in the link as best transcribed by google, under a cut because it's a wall on nonsense:
Hwuh
I had my eyes witness some TERRRRRIBLE writing pieces for the last two days. But this here, just takes the cake.
And I was just watching videos on the worst pieces of splatterpunk horror, the playground, and the slob.
[Image description: A tumblr text-post, edited erasure-poetry style and superimposed over a picture of a field of dandelions gone to seed. Resulting text reads, "There is room in womanhood for somebody who was born with a penis", followed by a white heart emoji.]
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There is room in womanhood for somebody who was born with a penis ♡
i stg my dumbass read this as "there is born with a penis room in womanhood for somebody who was"
Oh thank fuck I wasn't the only one
💯🙏💛🟨👍
Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is
Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis
💗🤌🏻🏳️🌈✡️✨️
💕🙏💀✨💪
🌻™️❤️👉👈
💚💙👍✌️🌑
🍉😩🍫⬆️
HUH???
❤️🦭👈🏽👉🏽
I wanna make a doors au ngl
I actually started brainstorming more ideas for this while I doing college shit.
This was sitting in my drafts for a long time.
I finally figured out what to do with it, enjoy! Also, no beta. If it’s bad it’s bad. We die like men.
In which, Rush is a potty mouth.
i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it
the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it
The necromancer when someone just had a death in the family.
The necromancer
when someone just had a death
in the family.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Beautiful taste in music
Fuck you
worst post ive ever seen anywhere ever
I’m a tad stupid what is happening-
I need you to comprehend that I already forgot what the top post said, Warden. I’m too dumb to play the game-
Am I the only one who's unironcally stupid enough to actually beat this by reading it as T he Ga me(The he gave me)?
This is an Australian sponge crab. I can’t
hurgle
that is a cookie
wad of something
He’s not done baking put him back
Fucked up looking cookie/pos
What flavour??
Looks like a snickerdoodle, so possibly that.
This is an Australian sponge crab. I can’t
hurgle
that is a cookie
wad of something
He’s not done baking put him back
Fucked up looking cookie/pos
Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?
This one shall do nicely.
35 miles, happy 24 hours.
24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.
It's ok, take your time
Hog swill
Might take a minute.
Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.
Buddy???
Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.
What
What the hell
I fucking love Tumblr man
I.... um.... Snare? From the DOORS Roblox game? Gets called Babygirl? Well, uh. Congrats 👍
Funny enough, this is exactly how I picture Warden's Snare to look. Lol
Statue of giant a giant rabbit eating a man
location: Czech Republic
by: Adam Trbušek
It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!
Am I having a fucking stroke
what the fuck was that
World Heritage Post
Fucking got tier post
the comedic timing of this show speaks to me on such a personal level
two trooth one lie 😮😮😮😮😮😮
A) I prefer live action over animation. Anytime, any day.
B) I am a proud member of the NSHSS(the national society of high school scholars)
C) My younger sister is a black icon/influencer, and with most of her production, I help in the background.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeessss :]
A ??? Maybe
Mayyybbbeee
two trooth one lie 😮😮😮😮😮😮
A) I prefer live action over animation. Anytime, any day.
B) I am a proud member of the NSHSS(the national society of high school scholars)
C) My younger sister is a black icon/influencer, and with most of her production, I help in the background.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeessss :]
two trooth one lie 😮😮😮😮😮😮
A) I prefer live action over animation. Anytime, any day.
B) I am a proud member of the NSHSS(the national society of high school scholars)
C) My younger sister is a black icon/influencer, and with most of her production, I help in the background.
