supportive parents?? are really important????

nice view of the sunset

please tell me you haven’t crashed your car again

I really like horns, so here, have a set horns, antlers and feelers! Feel free to use as a reference or inspiration, no need to credit. :)

Mettaton is the best uncle

Bonus:

today my professor shortened the term “significant others” to “signifs” reblog to make signif the new gender neutral term for the person you’re dating

i’m serious though i want this to be a thing

84% of People Under 30 voted for Bernie Sanders but only 4% of People Under 30 voted

4% - only 4% and Bernie lost by .2%. Every vote mattered, some precincts were decided by coin toss! Your vote matters. If you want change you need to vote! The youth of Iowa let us down but this has just started! Get registered! Vote Sanders!

In most states, you can register to vote online! You can open a new tab RIGHT NOW and register!

PLEASE PLEASE ALL MY FOLLOWERS, I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS “JUST A MEME” TO LIKE BERNIE BUT YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO OUT AND VOTE NOW!!!!!! LIKE ITS NOT OVER PLEASE!!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO REGISTER!!! I LITERALLY POSTED PRE-STAMPED REGISTRATION FORMS AROUND MY SCHOOL BECAUSE I AM SO PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS LIKE PLEASE DO WORK WITH ME PEOPLE

i work at a cat hospital and i wrote down the most ridiculous cat names I could find

tag yourself i’m snert

i’m meme

i’m Phwuffie

I’m Mighty Mouse

I'm Susan (was frodo)

oh

take me back to the s t a r t

ATTENTION! Please please PLEASE read this, ladies. Protect yourselves & make sure you stay far away from these locations. Check this link for your city!!! Be careful out there. http://archive.is/lhMKP

This is disgusting please read and stay safe guys💞

You’re too old to still be watching cartoo-

Reblog if it is okay to start talking to you.

dipper drinks a can of pitt cola

sipper

dipper knocks down the can

tipper

Dipper is happy

Chipper

Dipper’s waist is wide

Hipper

Dipper takes off his shirt

Stripper

Dipper eats nachos and salsa Dipp–no wait

#GOD DAD I GOT YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHOCOLATE FROG CARD AGAIN. WE GET IT YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED. I JUST WANT A FUCKING LONGBOTTOM.

I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’ 

bit of a tosser really

500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM

Same

I don’t believe this

Just letting y’all know I’ve scrolled past that “reblog or your mom will die in x amount of seconds” post several times and nothings happened. She’s fine. Don’t worry about it. I promise nothing will happen to your mother if you don’t reblog it. Fuck the person who made that post in the first place because it’s just cruel and does nothing but play around with people’s anxiety.

\end of crystal ball sequence/

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

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hot damn

been using this for like almost a year

“We finished scanning your inbox! We’ve found 52 subscriptions. “

Damn.

Let’s spread the word

They really smiling like they doing something kind

I hope they never get jobs. They dont deserve em