Come on babe, why don’t we paint the town
…and all that jazz
sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”
ppl are like ooh succession spoilers are gonna be unavoidable meanwhile i have seen like 2 screenshots from the show over the course of its entire existence
funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls
Trying to prevent gentrification vs trying to rehome feral cats.
they've been answering my obscure questions for years. i trust them.
They taught me how to commit crimes i didn't even know existed, they can stay
Supreme Court leaves Indian Child Welfare Act intact - https://www.npr.org/2023/06/15/1182121455/indian-child-welfare-act-supreme-court-decision?origin=NOTIFY
Do people not realize that when you take a phone call over Bluetooth *while your car is parked*, the call is CLEARLY AUDIBLE OUTSIDE OF YOUR VEHICLE ????? Why do people do this??????? “I am sitting in a parked car, but instead of taking/making this call by holding the phone up to my face, I’m going to BROADCAST IT TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL PICKUP LINE
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4 purple monochrome drawings which all have the words "ADHD is like..." in the top left corner. The artist's signature (@adhd_bri) is in the bottom left corner.
Image 1: A smiling person is standing next to a wheel that has an arrow on top, their hands holding the side in preparation to spin. The wheel has the following options on its segments: Understimulation, read a book, brain fog, sweep floors, overstimulation, do dishes, lack of focus, and do laundry. A thought bubble above the person's head reads, "I want to read a book today!"
Image 2: The image is the same as before except the wheel is now spinning and the person is holding their hands together, a smile on their face.
Image 3: The wheel continues spinning. The person is now frowning while staring at the wheel.
Image 4: The wheel continues spinning. The person looks at it with the same frown and a thought bubble above their head reads, "It's not stopping..."
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Whenever I see a girl having sex in a movie and she has her bra on i'm like
the weather is getting hot here so fair warning that i’m entering my insufferable hater season ✌️ peace and love tho
hot weather lovers be like yessss i love when my asscrack is sweaty and my skin is sticky and when every insect in a 4 mile radius is sent real time GPS coordinates of my legs
"if we don't hang together, we will surely hang separately"
Y'all. They ARE coming to get us. ALL of us.
Stand together.
“The average US president has been charged with 1.56 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 72, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
The fact that you made this mathematically accurate made my tummy warm