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@lavender-bong-water

💜26years old|Taken|18+ blog|no underage people allowed|She/her/They/them|Black Girl Magic|💜

Welcome to my blog, kinda reblog whatever I like on here. Things I do NOT tolerate:

  • Proshipping (specifically rick*rty)
  • Maps
  • Zoophiles
  •  P*rn bots
  • Terfs

If you are or participate in any of this and decide to interact with me in any way you will be blocked. No exceptions.

With that being said, I hope everyone else has a pretty alright time on here. And thanks for the love I appreciate it.

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when he starts talking about how much he hates unions but you’re from Appalachia

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(he doesn’t know I’m about to union-bust his head open)

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post dedicated to the scab actors and writers

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damn. this post blew up. read up on the West Virginia Coal Wars and remember not to cross picket lines. unionize.

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Being Sans Grocery Wife.

  • Meeting him by chance not long after the barrier is broken. He’s a nice guy. Funny, smart, kinda weird…he’s not super interested in getting to know you. Papyrus is nice though!
  • Seeing him again while visiting Papyrus (he’s showing you his race car bed!). He’s much more friendly this time. Maybe being on the surface has softened his resolve a bit. The three of you have a good time together.
  • Being shocked when you see the grocery store with his name on it. “What the fuck!” You think. Sans never told you he owned a grocery store. What an asshole!
  • Watching him be super embarrassed to tell you that, ‘lol yeah it’s mine but like it’s not a big deal’. When it is a big deal. You think it’s cool. You love the grocery store, especially the little organic ones that sell over-priced specialty items. Like pumpkin spice cheese! Who eats that? (Lol me, he would tell you).
  • Helping him out during night re-stocking. He can’t reach all the shelves….also he’s kinda bored on his own…but like it’s whatever…you both have a good time though. You can laugh and tell jokes together. It’s not often the two of you hang out so this quickly becomes a regular thing on your Friday nights.
  • Wondering if this will ever be more or if you’re going to be relegated to ‘work wife’ status forever. It took a while but these feelings are a bit more than just friends. You wouldn’t mind trying a romantic relationship with him. Is Sans even interested in you that way? Is he interested in that stuff at all?
  • He is.
  • That’s just a lot of work….
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Bonus:

  • he knows he could technically just teleport all the stocks in place. (He can teleport his key to Frisks key chain) But because he is also lazy likes the idea of him having company, and someone to be the victim of his jokes.

Also now u have a regular 9 to 5 job that you actually look forward to huzzah-

Imagine the day to day life..

Like shitty human customers coming in noticing Sans as the cashier "Ew whys there a monster working here?" He just shrugs "i dunno." trying to diffuse the situation with jokes, when they find a single mistake he did, they immediately blow it out of porportion, saying that it was targeted "I'm gonna speak to your manager."

Sans only replies with "i am the manager."

He gives u lotsa discounts for food... Then he just hands out stuff for free because he trust u won't like rob the store lol-

Oh.. speaking of.. maybe.. there could be a one time robbing incident? Maybe see how sans could handle that? Criminal holding a knife? Gun? Doesn't matter Sans is just there calculating on how to apprehend them without violence, they are so confused why they keep missing their target. We were there to watch it unfold..

Sans was there to comfort u and that everything was under control, which was funny because 'wasn't he the one getting targeted?! Why's he comforting you?!' you thought.

Then the clean up.. ur favourite time of the day.. because u get to do things together..

Maybe once you finally confessed.. told ur feelings. Feeling the same way.. ong god u love each othere company so much..

He makes it clear hes afraid he couldn't seperate work relationship with you, or he'd take advantage of his status.. but eventually you as his partner figure it out together and whats best to make it work..

Finally maybe kissing like this.. hhhh

You start to makeout after closing... Ong gosh its euphoric, u lob this skeleton so muc

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

he plead guilty

Speaking as someone who has been mentally ill and lonely for most of my teenage and adult life, incels are not just mentally ill and lonely. Incels subscribe to a politics of sexual entitlement and resentment towards women specifically because they feel they have not received the patriarchal favors they believe they're entitled to, and why they hurt and kill women who don't provide it to them. It's literally just "mass shooters are just mentally ill" bullshit done to another violent group of people ignoring the role fascist ideology and gender and sexual politics plays in producing them.

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When censoring information out of pictures, do NOT use the marker tool. Block it out with a full filled in square, or use a mosiac filter. Marker tools are not fully opaque and are slightly off from black, which makes it possible to alter the levels and reveal the information underneath.

Also reminder that if you use the built in editor on most phones, and then save the image, or when cropping, the original image is often still saved as well. And it is possible to reverse those edits for somone who knows what they're doing.

If you want to be properly secure about it, take another screenshot Of the screenshot after you've edited it.

"Think of the two major possibilities here: Either the studios owe untold millions to their talents and paying it out will decimate their stock prices, or they owe so little because there really is no money in streaming and the bubble of their entire 21st century business model will burst in spectacular fashion. And make no mistake: this is a bubble. This is the inevitable climax of a stockholder-driven hunger for infinite growth, despite the fact that, by design, such a thing cannot and should not exist. The infection of Wall Street has overwhelmed the entertainment industry beyond repair, leading to cultural vandals like David Zaslav to be appointed with the callous duty of strip-mining decades’ of artistic beauty for pennies of tax write-offs. The past and future are frivolous in comparison to the short-term demands that the line keep going up."

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

this is what she looked like

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“Omg I made this prom dress for only $10!”

- already owns $200 sewing machine, $100 dress form, full supply of thread/haberdashery

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“You can recreate your favorite fast food menu items at home for less money and more flavor,” says the person with $3k in Le Creuset cookware, six professional kitchen appliances, living in the heart of a large city with ample grocery selection, sponsored by Hello Fresh and Skillshare.

"You can cook this full course meal for less than five dollars!" says the person who acts like you can buy $0.001 worth of salt, $0.05 worth of flour, and $1.27 worth of pork.

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I'm sorry @chigrima but this just passed peer review:

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Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

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Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills

Me: I’m the alive version of me

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An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”

Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic

They: “But you might be on pills the rest of your life!”

Me: “So?”

Good! That means that I have a “rest of” my life to continue living!

Thanks to the pills.

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Meanwhile, no person ever: “You should think about giving up your insulin/antiretrovirals/beta blockers/anti-rejection drugs/prosthetic legs/daily multivitamin, because using those your whole life is bad for some reason”

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Oh no, they do that too.

I have a kidney transplant. A woman once told me she didn’t believe in organ transplants and that people should just die when they’re meant to. 

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Sounds like a great set-up for a murder

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People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

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Speaking of the luck of the non-disabled…I once terrorized a Karen who was using me to teach her entitled kid that disabled people are Other and should not be treated with respect. I told her (truthfully) that until I was twenty-eight, I wasn’t visibly disabled. Then a defective chromosome that I hadn’t known about kicked in. So my luck ran out. But until then, I had been normal–just…like…her. 

The sheer terror on her face as the concept of “You mean I’ve just been lucky so far?” seeped into her brain was a thing of beauty.

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

“You are one stroke of bad luck, common viral illness, or traumatic event away from being just like me” is honestly the most terrifying thing you can tell an abled person - and you should. I was healthy and fit and doing everything ‘right’ too - right up until some inner switch flipped and my body crumbled right out from under me.

This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

If this sort of weight-based medical bias happens to any of y'all, politely tell the doctor (during your visit) that you want them to write in your file that they are refusing ordering tests for you because of your current weight. This usually causes them to order the test anyways because they do NOT want a malpractice suit. Remember: You want to make a paper trail to hold them accountable.

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators

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THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS' UNION RECOGNIZED

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this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!