Need this mug and notebook right now immediately.

And now, so do I.

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

Don't know when, don't know where but we will find you Amanda

#artists

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Tonight called for a Monty doodle.

He's been learning how humans show other humans affection and he's finally worked up the courage to do some field testing.

Monty: "Hey, so, uh, someone chucked these flowers on, uhh, on stage at our last show, and I was like, I mean, I don't really like flowers, so I was just gonna toss 'em, but! But then, I thought, 'Hey! I bet I know a human who likes flowers,' and..."

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

pleaaase?

Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

Click on a picture for higher quality! Tumblr compresses pictures so they might look a bit blurry!

What The Plot?!™ is now available for pre-order on planet Earth until January 1st! Definitely check it out; it’s pretty-ducking-epic thanks to your feedback and input!

https://creators.teespring.com/what-the-plot

omg they actually did it!!

guys ive been waiting for this. If I get it will you guys play? @folklorefairyqueen @moonxchaos

YES OMG I WANNA PLAY THIS RIGHT NOW @cyhyryth

this by itself already makes me wanna play this game 😂😂😂

UPDATE: Friday 27, March, 2020

It’s a real game now! The manufacturer sent us 5 copies! The quality is amazing! Thank you all for making this game a reality! The games are currently being shipped from Poland to a fulfillment center in the US and the Czech Republic. If you preordered the game, you can expect to have it in your hands at the end of April (so far, the pandemic has not been impeding our schedule).

The print quality of the cards is superb. The photos don’t do it justice! The text is a bit blurry in the pictures, but it’s crystal clear!

If you want to get notified when the next pre-order round drops - click here!

This actually looks so good! I will definitely be getting this!

@whattheplot are you ever gunna bring this back?

What The Plot?!™ is now available in our online store!

Get it here

finally ordered mine!! can’t wait to get my hands on it :>

i want this so bad.

I have it - it’s fun! 10/10 would recommend.

I own it!  Super fun, 5 stars.  Buy it today!

@hufflepuffhuggles I WANT IT

I can see why! I mean…this sounds like the most entertaining chaos i can imagine!

I spontaneously just ordered this wtf

@music2muse @alegitamentblogiswear I bought this for us! We have to play!

I’ve reblogged this like seven times already, but I got mine late last year and oh! My! God! It’s so wonderful; my friends and I love to get drunk/hug and play. The creative opportunities are endless

I also got this game!! It’s super good!! Definitely recommend :)

I am definitely gonna get this!!!

Bought it because it looked like a fun party game, and oh man was it ever, even if you’re a little nervous. 10 Stars!!!!!

i need this now

I Kickstarted this game and let me tell you it is a riot to play!

We are almost out of stock!

Get the game here while stock lasts!

If you need any other reason to buy this: my family and i played this and we came up with the most awful, hilarious stories. Absolutely the best thing to play with friends or family

SKZ Halloween Edition: Finding Out They’re a Vampire

pairings: vampire!skz member x reader

Since it’s spooky season I wanted to do a little skz imagine where you find out they’re a vampire. Classic go-to prompt I know but I’ll try to make them interesting!

I’ll list the individual warnings under each member in case you only want to read a certain one!

I hope you enjoy!

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

Creo que te gustará esta historia: " Welcome " de ESTOY_INPAKTADA en Wattpad https://www.wattpad.com/story/232220863?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=ESTOY_INPAKTADA&wp_originator=MDnRvQyq%2FpiYQ%2FzQlHg%2B5Uct3sRBp0mquAaLOHPy7vGn%2FsB%2BafTilkGkEKOpQ39RbHPGDGwolsJ3ARAgKz0h4zjZbjagjITMeHygpxsyhnRr9hOdHOxuMvh8rsqxfjg3

Esta es una historia que tengo en wattpad y planeo traducirla al ingles en esta cuenta pero hasta ese momento esta solo sera una cuenta lectora

Mafia! BTS - How Would the Members Have Reacted if You Avoided Them in the Beginning (According to Me)

A/N: Sorry, I couldn't find the anon's post with this request :(

Jin

I think Jin would be very gentleman about it. Jin would not feel frustrated because as the oldest of the members and also relating to his type of work, he is very patient. Jin would bring you flowers in person - sometimes to where you worked or went to school at, other times he would find you at your favourite café. He would buy you coffee or ask you to dinner until you agreed.

Namjoon

At first, I think Namjoon would be surprised but when he'd come to think about it, he could understand your position. His reputation was notorious (even if not as a mafia leader but someone with great influence that you should do better than to cross). Namjoon's approach would be similar to Jin's. He would send you flowers and handwritten letters and even jewelry. He'd try to pursue you the old fashioned way, taking it slow and winning you over.

Yoongi

Although Yoongi would be calm on the outside, he'd be low-key annoyed on the inside. He is not used to anyone avoiding him or saying no to him. People are usually lining up to do him favours and be his acquaintance for the influence he had. However, deep down he could understand where you were coming from. Yoongi would probably try and behave as a normal guy would, by buying you simple things such as coffee and walk you to work/school. Things that made you feel normal, not remind you that you were walking around with a gangster.

Hoseok

He would not show it but Hoseok would be enraged when you'd say no to his dinner invitation. No one has said no to him before you came along. So, he would try and make you see what you almost missed by pursuing you like you had never seen it before. Hoseok would be an absolute gentleman, sending you jewelry and roses from the very start, inviting you to the most exquisite restaurants in the city (although you'd always avoid going) and treating you respectfully - which was far from what you had been used to from other boys asking you out.

Jimin

Jimin would be amused above anything else. He would actually enjoy you having rejected him on the first try. He appreciated your caution but most of all your courage to say no to him. Jimin would do much better in the future though than simply asking you to dinner. Every day when you left your apartment you almost stumbled against a large bouquet of red roses. He sent them for so long until your apartment was drowning in them. Then he would wait for you outside one day, leaning against his car and ask if you liked the flowers. You probably could not help but smile and nod before going to work on your own, but Jimin would smirk with satisfaction, knowing he was winning you over.

Taehyung

Taehyung would also be amused but not in the same way as Jimin. For Taehyung it would be much more primal - like hunting. He'd smile at you saying no to his dinner invitation then lick his lips with a bite in the end. For the next few days or even weeks, depending how long it would take, he would come by the same places you visited, always paying your receipt before you even asked for it. There would be flowers waiting at your door each time you returned home, jewelry hidden something in between. If anything, money had no emotional value for Taehyung and he would be willing to buy you a car if that meant you would go out with him. You agreed much sooner though.

Jungkook

He could not believe he heard you right. Women usually stood in line to talk to him at a club but he asked you out and you said no. It was in that moment that Jungkook made it a mission to himself to win you over. He would wait for you after school/work and walk you home just to make sure you were safe. You could see people moving out of the way because you were with him. When the two of you were alone, Jungkook would give you flowers and shower you with compliments that for some reason sounded like the truth coming from his mouth. It would be the subtle touches and tokens of affections that would make you melt inside because it is truly a rare thing to see such a man show emotion.

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

Gotta show at least a way to show to that you love them platonicaly.

Reblog if you’re into SFW G/t Fluff ?

I’m not sure if anyone would pay attention to this. Then not everyone is into nsfw gt

hello

reblog if you’re asexual and proud

proud but still wanting to fall in love