Enjoy! 

i have four books, a cookie and harry styles on repeat. there’s no way i’m leaving.

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

Broke boy

Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades.

GOD I Love Black Celebrities making real shit like this 

#NickiMinaj #BlackPride

BITCH YESSS

Actual angel Nicki Minaj. God she’s such a good role model!

Reasons I’m working on pulling my grades up

every day we drift further from gods light

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

Chris Pratt

This looks like a serious like, 20/20 documentary with violin-music and dramatic re-enactments, and she’s, like, the scorned witness. Just…look at the pain in her eyes.

What’s sex

some naked bullshit

dont catch feelings you’ll die

This tree’s reflection was perfect. 

When will my reflection show Who I am Inside

BYE