15/11/2018
Time to eat rat poison *eats rat poison*
*eats rat poison*
*eats rat poison*
*hurriedly performs CPR on two people*
*kisses you back*
09/12/2018
Saw this on Pinterest and didn’t want to risk it especially now that’s my grandpa’s in the hospital
FREE GEORGE WASHINGTON AND CAPITALISM WILL REWARD YOU
Wait, isn’t destroying currency a crime?
It’s a sacrifice that must be made for the art
FOR THE AESTHETIC
If nothing else rebloging for that cool cut out quarter
Nothing happened
leaving your house without earphones can ruin your entire day
The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀
Wtf did I just watch?
ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity
Why Camren Was PR.
This theory started with a screenshot if Camila saying that it in fact was her “JOB” to post pictures of her and Lauren. Her friend also clarified it was XFactor.
These where put out in a leak of more Camila Facebook messages and some photos of these leak were proven to be real by Camilas friend.
And also management as seen below. These leaks where from allysuswillrise on twitter. She leaked pictures, texts, and DMS of the girls.
Lauren posted her second picture with Camila late 2012 with the caption being just #camren and Camilas @ no words which is weird for Lauren. This was also one of the most liked Lauren posts at that time.
So Fifth Harmony had joined epic records in late 2012 to early 2013. Camila posted this photo of Lauren and her In early 2013.
You can see here that Camilas posts were a lot higher than Laurens just two months before. This was also one of the most liked posts on her account. Epic being as smart as they are would have seen this and said "hey this is bringing in a majority of fans cause they think they are together" and then they would have kept this PR promo started by Xfactor so the band would grow majorly. This is a strategy called queer baiting which is essentially marketing something to someone by producing a gay relationship to help market and they did this until 2015.
This is the last one of Laurens Camren posts. But I do not have an exact date from Camila because soon after her 2016 departure from the group she deleted most posts of the group members.
Their interactions where basically only on twitter and whenever they had group things.
But in early 2015 Camila started doing solo stuff which has also led to ikwydls at the end if 2015. This stuff had also led to Ally Brooke contacting Dina Lapolt to look over their contracts.
Dina Lapolt had said that Fifth Harmonies contracts (specifically Dinah, Ally, Normani, And Laurens) where the worst contracts she had ever seen. Also the girls where young when they signed and didn't know much either. Now considering this, it also proves that the girls had a possibility of not having control of their accounts. Which it is illegal for a company to use a minors social media to any extent if it is not them posting or being forced. By the girls saying that the 5h account on twitter posted on a few occasions with them not being there we can assume this was management taking control. Which if that is true it also proves them posting for Camila and Lauren or forcing them to post.
By the looks of it Dina LaPolt got the girls a deal of they can post pretty much whatever they want but they have to get it checked by management and they have to post group things as well as premote on their platforms.
For the rest of Camilas time with Fifth Harmony the only big things Camren shippers were talking about was interviews. No for those who dont know Management receives a list if questions and can blacklist things they dont want asked. But also with this list they prep the girls for what needs to be said, and things they can't say. Now that takes care of words, let's move to motions. Lauren has only really been caught staring at Camila and we need to be honest Lauren looks at everyone that way. (Also staring at someone while they speak doesn't mean they are dating it means that you are paying attention it is polite) Now Camila has been whole different ball game since she stuck her fingers in her mouth during that one interview. Reasons for her doing this could be as follows: she had food dust on her hands (from eating cheetos, or takis, ext.), she could have been bored, she could just be fucking weird, possibly joking, or she could have been trying to fuck with Lauren because she knew Lauren was bi before most of the world did cause the group knew before fans.. (Last part was brought to light by a friend)
Next part to prove Camren isn't real was that Lauren's photographer for what was to be her coming out photoshoot with Lucy Vies had stated that Lauren and Lucy had been dating on and off for years. We didn't really get to see this because Lauren wasn't allowed to post while camren PR was happening. And she was also advised to not come out.
Lauren not being able to post with Lucy in the past shines a light to why she so heavily posts pictures of her and ty as much as she can. She wants to show everyone she's happy in a loving relationship.
We all know that Tyren is real, and are very happy for them! I'm very glad to be supporting Laurens happiness as much as possible in this point in her life.
Camren was never real. Lauren has stated multiple times that camren was and never will be real and this theory explains it. This theory also explains why Camila has not and will never deny Camren. Camren shippers are a big portion of Camilas fan base. Easily about 20-40% of Camilas fandom as well as Fifth Harmony's fandom are Camren Shippers. But Camila gets such a good image from the ship because she never denies their wet dreams and fantasy's to be fake as Lauren has. She is easily the favorite of Camren Shippers they will always choose her side for this reason. They also are making Camila a fuck load if money as well.
That's it for this theory but I highly believe this to be true. The more you look into it the more it adds up.
Normani on stage in Frankfurt, Germany - October 20th, 2016
Normani covering ‘Say It’ at soundcheck in Barcelona, Spain - October 14th, 2016
Kehlani on Normani and 5H 😍
If Kehlani says it, then it’s a wrap. End of story, bye haters.
*work from home comes on at work*
My older coworker: ain’t this fifth direction?
Me:
😂😂😂
wow
this is fucking thought provoking
brands are for the sake of advertising so people will remember their company and hopefully buy from them, this is a known business tactic. trees do not want to sell anything and probably couldn’t care less if you don’t recognize them theyre fucking plants bye
People are more focused on branding and spending money than learning about the world around them. So fuck you for defending that.
I’m with the first guy. Brands are designed to be recognized. You can’t help that. But unless you’re using plants in your field or are just a big nature nerd there will rarely be a need for you to recognize every plant by their foliage.
Might as well learn every different kind of mineral, gas, compound, organism, etc in the universe ever.
“Mom can you tell me what leaf this is?”
“Honey I honestly have no idea”
“Fuck you mom, you consumerist sheep”.
where to take the signs on a date
aries: concert taurus: restaurant gemini: theme park cancer: hell leo: movies virgo: bookstore libra: museum scorpio: cafe sagittarius: hiking capricorn: theatre aquarius: observatory pisces: aquarium
oh okay i get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng aquarium. fuck you, i dont want to go to a fucking aquarium for a date. who the fuck wrote this shit list im going to kick your ass. you think just cause my sign is two stupid fucking fish that i wanna see a bunch of other stupid fuckng fishes dying and breathing in poopwater in big glass cages no fuck you. no i dont wanna do that. why scorpio and taurus and gemini get all this fun shit but i gotta be a fuckin fish stuck in fish hell. u know waht im just gonna come out and say it: i ahte swimming. i hate swimming. i havent liked swimming ever and the fact that im a ppisces mean every1 gonna assume i like 2 swim but u know what. i dont like to swim. im so sick of all this water shit from these zodiacs i mean god damn in the pokemon one which type is pisces gonna be ITS WATER DID U THINK IT WOULDNT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKIGN WATER of course its water i didnt even have 2 look at that goddam fuckin pokemon one cause i knew pisces was gonna be shitty water. why is pisces the one thats always water anyways. aquarius was water IN THE name (aqua) and that spanish for water so why the fuck isnt aquarius the sign thats in water hell why it gotta be me. fuck this shit whoever made this shitty date shit fuck u im never going to an aquarium again



