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this is my favorite video on this website

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

"can i go to the bathroom"

"why didnt you go during lunch"

mermaid man and barnacle boy in the invisible boatmobile

Once I was in a supermarket and I saw this really hot guy who worked there. He looked around my age and my friends dared me to go flirt with him. They actually told me what to say and I was bored so thought why not? I went up to him and asked where I could find the condoms. He took me to the isle and asked me if I needed any help choosing to which I seductively replied ‘Which ever ones you normally use’. We ended up ditching my friends and fucking in the back room

being at school like

straight guys out here with their “i wreck the pussy” bullshit but can’t even say the word vagina without getting uncomfortable 

so cute 

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

#they look like the gods on olympus toying with the tiny mortals below (x)

when u accidently type me instead of my 

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

when i do good thing and no one notice

let’s go all 

the way tonight

just love

Here’s to the people who talk others out of suicide but can’t do the same for themselves. Here’s to the people who constantly tell people they are beautiful, and wonderful just because they don’t want others to feel the way they do. Here’s to the ones who don’t get told this enough, I love you.

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

I fixed it.