Guys.
My dudes.
You have no idea
how satisfying it is
to be the only girl at a table with five dudes
who are all hitting on the waitress
and you’re the one who gets her number
GOD bless

Guys.
My dudes.
You have no idea
how satisfying it is
to be the only girl at a table with five dudes
who are all hitting on the waitress
and you’re the one who gets her number
GOD bless
SHE IS SO EFFORTLESSLY HOT I AM SWEATING 🔥
meme this
Heading the ball is so last year. It’s all about the face now.
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe
and i have to apologise
i’ve seen the error of my ways
straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying
I will reblog this every time I see it posted
@Josephbrycetattoo
if you guys don’t want a cat skydiving on your blog i’m judging you
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