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21 - Random Kpop Shit

I apologize for the person I have relapsed into lmao. this is gonna just be a spam kpop/random thoughts blog lmao

the concept of the dream smp is completely mad like are we sure that wasn't a two year collective fever dream. a bunch of the biggest streamers in the m'necraft sphere on a server where it took one afternoon of breaking bad references to kick-start a two year sprawling in-game roleplay involving geo-political tensions, nations, one of the most accurate depictions of abuse in anything, necromancy, possession, a giant red egg, ghosts, a live suicide attempt and coming to terms with how sh't your dad was. all streamed on youtube and twitch. peak viewership on a single day was like 1.4 million people, involving some of the biggest names in the online gaming sphere, mr beast would log on every now and again and stop everyone role-playing to hunt for a bunch of gift cards that never got used, they were all gay all of the time for some reason, lil nas x logged on one time and built a tree house?? are we sure that was real like sure there were plenty of news articles on it for some reason but are we all totally sure that happened

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

  • Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 
  • One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 
  • Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 
  • There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 
  • Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 
  • At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 
  • There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 
  • Katya fakes her death. 

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

are y’all fucking serious right now?? a trailer AND fanfics?? forum threads and meta analysis?? and wtf is up with ebay like WHAT are you selling my dude?? the idea? the joke??

It’s performance art. We are proving that we can, in fact, change the world.

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.

Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me.

Babymetal with Rob Halford

What I’m getting from this is Babymetal is collecting Metal Grandpas and Dads and I for one, love it.

I STAN

collecting kpop tweets that make me fucking cry

ik this is gonna be unpopular opinion but all the military updates for the boys feel a lil invasive.... like I wonder how they feel knowing that the people around them might start talking to the public about just daily stuff

we already know what Taemin was dealing with with the peepers and the isolation as he worried what people would leak what's to say it's not the same for the exo boys

don't get me wrong I care about the boys and always hope they're safe and healthy but we don't need every detail just let them serve their time

Kurt for Christmas (Kurt Wagner x Reader)

Descriptions:  (Y/n) asks Kurt to come home to Christmas dinner for her so her parents will leave her alone about not having a boyfriend. A few truths come out, and Kurt is surprised to hear who her family wants to be her boyfriend.

Types: Fluff, romance, smut, holiday

Prompt: “I’ll give you fifty bucks if I can take you to Christmas dinner and tell my family we’re together. They always ask if I’m dating and I can’t have that conversation again” 

Warnings: Fluff, smut, obliviousness

Words: 8463 So long for a one shot!

A/n-  This is one of the stories for my Christmas challenge for @devilbat​, I had so much crazy and depressing stuff happen over the holidays, and it made me run kinda far behind! Here’s this one, and I have one more with Bucky to do for it! I hope you all enjoy the late Christmas story! 

Additionally, I didn’t translate every time Kurt said common things like, yes, no, hello, or endearments. Schatz is the one he uses the most, and we’re going with sweetheart for the translation. 

Story!

“Say yes… Please?” (Y/n) begged. 

“But, why…?” Kurt asked, confused. 

“Just say yes, please…” (Y/n) begged again, holding on to his bicep and leaning forward on him, her face against his chest. 

“I’m confused, (Y/n), I didn’t even properly hear what you said, you spoke so fast as you ran in here,” Kurt told her, putting his hand on her back, ignoring the tingles in his belly at her contact. “Now, take a breath, and tell me, slowly, what’s going on?” 

(Y/n) slowly took a deep breath and let it out before looking up at him. “Ok… I’ll give you fifty bucks if I can take you to Christmas dinner and tell my family we’re together.” 

Kurt’s eyes widened, showing the bright yellow nearly bulging. “Why?” He gulped. 

They always ask if I’m dating and I can’t have that conversation again.” 

“But- but (Y/n)-” His tongue darted out to wet his lips. 

this is the cutest sweetest thing ever

I don't wanna add too much to the discourse over the announced casting for ATLA but i think it's unfair to use white washed and blown out pictures of the actress.

I completely agree that the actor for Sokka is lightskinned compared to his character but the issue with people disagreeing with Katara's casting is the harsh lighted photos as well as alot of the fanart for katara being more dark skinned than canonical Katara

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