Bro 1: that’s gay

Bro 2: no bromo, bro

THE TAG GAME

Tagged by @just-a-boy-not-a-hero

Rules: tag 10 followers you'd like to know better

Name: Avery

Gender: non binary

Sexuality: panseaxual

Hogwarts house: ravenclaw

Favourite animal: dolphine

Current time: 11pm

Cat or dog: cat

Dream job: unsure

When I made my blog: December 2019 I (think)

Reason for my url: wheat

Ten people I would like to know better

@emogayrat666 @pet-the-dogs @gothamgirlkay @bicad0 @sekinser @smolwash @gothparfum @theflurtifly @broughtyoumybltsyoubroughtmeurbs

TAG GAME TIME!

Tagged by @averyisemo123

Rules: Tag 10 followers you would like to know better

Name: Adrian

Gender: bruh I don’t even know imma say masc tho

Sexuality: Bisexual

Hog warts House: Hufflepuff

Favorite animal: Dogs probably

Current Time: 4:00 pm

Cats or Dogs?: uuuh both

Dream Job: Musician! Or maybe part of a profesional marching band

When I made my blog: late 2016

Reason for URL: it’s a mash of bisexual and avocado

bicado

Ten people I wanna know better

@vixven @panpotterhead3000 @kainamite15 @purabasuraa @scene-girl-wannabe @crookedsuitwasteland @maniawaffle @folie-a-dois @bidisastershakespeare @brendonandtheurinebottle

TAG GAME TIME!

Tagged by @bicad0

Rules: Tag 10 followers you would like to know better

Name: Ven

Gender: Nonbinary

Sexuality: Pansexual for now

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Favorite animal: Fox

Current Time: 7:23

Cats or Dogs: Both!

Dream Job: Animator or professional artist

When I made my blog: who fucking knows lol

Reason for URL: Vixen but with another v because I'm eXtRa

Ten people I wanna know better:

@panpotterhead3000 @aspex-t @rationalmilksnake @marvel-and-the-gays @themagicheartmailman @soupgromlin @always-anxious612 @el-anit @questioningrealities-24-7 @hearse-full-of-rats

Oh OwO thanks for tagging me!~

Name: Starìì

Gender: bad question, ask pronouns instead (female)

Sexuality: questioning Asexual

Hogwarts House: has been changing a lot. Used to be Griffindor, was Slytherin at one point, has settled on Ravenclaw.

Favorite animal: Dragon.

Current time: 7:48 PM

Cats or dogs: You can never make me pick just one. (Both)

Dream Job: Somewhere in the medical field/IT department

When I made my blog: Earlier this year, I think?

Reason for my url: My sides are called my Aspex, and I'm T!

10 people I wanna know better:

Thank darlin!

Name: Charlie, or Spiff (or any nickname ngl)

Gender: Genderfluid

Sexuality: Pansexual and polyamorous

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Favorite animal: Panda maybe? I love all bears, and birds... can bees count? Just this once?

Current Time: 00:57

Cats or Dogs: Both!

Dream Job: Lawyer or someone on Broadway

When I made my blog: who motherfucking knows

Reason for URL: I'm majestic, but I'm also British and a fan of old British language

Ten people I wanna know better:

Name: Maverick

Gender: trans dude

Sexuality: biii

Hogwarts house: Slytherin

Fave animal: Fox, ferret, penguin, wolf, falcon, guinea pig, cat, etc.

Current time: 7:11

Cats or dogs: BOTH

Dream job: Uh huh!

When i made the blog: 2 years ago?

Reason for url: sis's insult was accurate sooo

10 ppl i wanna get to know better:

@shortiemlm @trashy-fan-boi-jason @agusvedder @nonsensical-genderqueer @kingscrown666 @ anyone else, really

Name: Ash

Gender: Nonbinary

Sexuality: Bisexual

Hogwarts House: Burned Hufflepuff Primary. Slytherin Secondary

Favorite animals: octopus, wolf, raven, crow

Current time: 9:30pm

Dream job: rich person

When I made this blog: honestly don't remember

Reason for url: part of it is because I had Crowley from Supernatural in mind

People I want to know better

@numberlover1729 @schifty-al @densley3 @makathybean @strafitzz @skylynnicole @thesuperiordad @southbreak @hydro-dragon @collectorofsecretsandsouls @schwarzekatzen

Ooh thanks for the tag!!

Name: Sky

Gender: Female? I think. It’s complicated.

Sexuality: Bi/Pansexual (and Demi)

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Favorite Animals: Coyote, Dogs, Crocodiles

Current Time: 11:59pm. What are the odds- you’d think this was online homework haha

Dream Job: Mathematician, though lately I’ve also been considering law and political science so we’ll see

When I Made This Blog: 2012 I think? Post Tumblr Prom, pre Mishapocalypse. I think I was in high school?

Reason for URL: my name, and also my url on pretty much all social media. I forget it to easily otherwise

People I Want To Know Better:

@whalefromwales @dumbassindenim @thefaultinoursprinkles @dusttinthewind @vangoshkid @types-of-infinity @suhvannuhhleee @youdidntseemeuntilitwastoolate @laurel-lake @tjaebae plus @inkedpawss who I know but should do it anyway :)

Thanks for the tag @skylynnicole ! ❤️

Name: Kate

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Lesbian (CompHet had me in the palm of its hand for a while.)

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Favorite Animals: Chinchilla (I have one!) and koi fish.

Current time: 3:15 A.M. Oops.

Dream job: FBI Agent

When I made this blog: 2014??? SuperWhoLock was around and porn bots were still rampant.

Reason for my URL: The name of the lake at the camp that I go to!

People I want to get to know better: @sockiesock @iwontbeignored @tendercoredyke @disney-dreamings and I know you well but I’m still tagging @reveriebrookes ❣️

Okay Bernie stans.

I need you all to prepare yourselves to vote for Biden in November.  

I’m not happy about it either.  I wanted Elizabeth Warren to destroy Trump on the debate floor.  I wanted to watch her shatter the glass ceiling.  I wanted student loan forgiveness, Medicare for All, and refugee and immigrant protections.

But I’m not going to get that.  So I am going all in for Biden.

This can no longer be a matter of “well if I don’t get my way THEN I’M NOT VOTING”.  I’d hoped you all learned your lessons four years ago, but from what I’ve seen on social media, that’s not been the case.  Biden is not ideal but he is better than the alternative.  He is a Democrat who will continue Obama’s legacy.  And you have a shot in hell of getting progressive movements like Medicare for All under a blue majority Congress; we do not have that under Trump.  

Biden is more willing to listen to the progressive factions of the Democrat party than Trump is.  We will get shit done under him.    

We cannot survive a second term of Trump.  I need you all to hold your noses, put on your big girl pants, and deal with it.  Prepare to vote for Biden.

Also, I’ve reviewed most of his plans and they are good.  No, they are not as good as Warren’s plans.  But he commits to LGBTQ+ protections, repealing the transgender in the military ban, and his refugee/immigration protections are way better than I expected (he actually has some culpability to the deportations under the Obama administration).

He is a good choice, guys.  Maybe not the best.  But he will get us to where we need to be and is a fucking return to SANITY in the government, which we badly fucking need.

Two, TWO Supreme Court justices are on the table for the next president, plus all the other federal judges McConnell has been stacking benches with the past three years. That’s Roe v. Wade, and a whole lot else, for the foreseeable future. 

The reality is that we live in a two party system and while I do not want Biden, I am capable of recognizing nuance and shades of gray. If it comes down to Biden, as it very likely may he will not do as much damage as four more years of Trump, and that is an ethical imperative. 

This is also why we all MUST vote down-ticket as well. 

Biden’s win allows RBG and Stephen Breyer to retire.

Think about that. 

We can push Joe further left. He’s not perfect, and he wasn’t even my fourth choice, but he can be persuaded.

We can do NOTHING as long as Mitch McConnell remains Senate Majority Leader. No bills will get passed. They won’t even get a debate. Nearly 500 House bills are sitting on McConnell’s desk right now, gathering dust.

We are FUCKED if Republicans get to nominate even one more Supreme Court justice.

Get your ass out there and hustle for Biden. Make sure everyone you know is registered and can get to the polls. Adopt a Senate race and get to work.

Stand up and scream, “Senate Majority Leader Elizabeth Warren” when you get frustrated.

Just going to bring this back today.

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

I love learning.

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

ON MY DASH

Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.

Murder is work kids.

Too much work

Creating new jobs in America one murder at a time

Also work fast and no witnesses

THIS HAS OVER A MILLION NOTES WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!!

Also if you are planning to flee the country, get that figured out way in advance. At least a year or two in advance. And make sure everyone knows you’re moving, so it’s less suspicious than to randomly leave without saying anything. Perhaps it’s studying abroad, a job opportunity, or even meeting up with a friend and/or romantic partner?

If you buey the body vertically don’t forget to leave a few feet above the head and place some animal bones on it so when the blood hounds sniff they will find the animal bones and the police would likely rule it as a false positive. Also globally the solving rate for murder is 45% so don’t worry too much

am I gonna get in some fbi list for rebbloging this? possible

do I care enough to not reblog this? absolutely not

Don’t forget it’s just a missing person case if they can’t find the body.

Alligators will eat a body A LOT faster than pigs. Just saying.

Being able to make homemade acid is a plus too. Turns the body, bones and all into goo that will be absorbed into the dirt. If you live in the country spread into a farmers field way in the middle. Corn will grow wonderfully and they think it’s where extra plant food came out of the tractor. Owning a hearse helps… People just think you are weird for owning one. You can drive around with a body inside no one bats an eye

Yall need to stop watching so many crime documentaries,,,,,

Also, if you need to quietly move your victim to a different location (for whatever reason. maybe you’d like to keep them in your layer for a few weeks, idk) before you kill them, chloroform is pretty damn easy to make and you probably have the ingredients in your house right now.

But I don’t condone any of this, whatsoever. Not at all

No, soak the body in sardine oil and feed it to a tiger. Obviously.

Kids of antivaxxers are gonna be havin a real strange love language then…

if you’re white and you act like race issues are just “unnecessary drama” or “discourse” then sorry to tell you but you’re just…. racist

yes white people CAN and probably SHOULD reblog this just dont add on anything.

upgrade 

Love you snoop

i’m here for the jews that don’t feel jewish.

for the jews that don’t look jewish. who are torn between rejecting or embracing a stereotype that never fit them in the first place.

for the jews who don’t speak hebrew. who fumble over prayers or can’t remember the last time they’ve stepped foot into a synagogue.

for the jews who don’t keep kosher. who text on shabbat. who love cheese burgers and especially bacon. 

for the jews who have just converted. who feel out of place. who find themselves lost during services, overwhelmed, and unsure of who to ask for help.

for the jews of color who constantly feel othered. who have their jewishness scrutinized and their opinions dismissed. who deal with antisemitism outside of their community and racism within.

for the jews who are patrilineal. who feel like they constantly have to prove their jewishness. who are looked down upon and shunned for something completely beyond their control.

for the ethnic jews who grew up detached from culture or religion. who never got to have a bar mitzvah. who have to google the meanings of holidays and prayers. who learn about their own people from wikipedia pages.

for the disabled jews who can’t participate in services. for the lgbt jews who wonder if hashem still loves them. for the atheist jews who struggle to connect. 

for any jew who has ever doubted their jewishness. 

you are important, you are not alone, and you belong in this community.

SHRIKE | BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN TEASER.

Hello yes. I’d appreciate feedback, but well….the mania set in and I started this at 1 AM and uploaded it at 2 AM. Obviously, barely even started it, but I’m a thot for attention so please look at this. And spread the word that I’m ready to ruin lives.

hozier AND brokeback mountain? am currently dying

Brokeback Mountain (2005), dir. Ang Lee

hey so it’s hyperfixation time. please DM about this movie please.

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it came true last time…so why not

<3

hoping and praying…

Why not.

lets see.

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

Why not lol

Let’s see if it works 🥀➰

I doubt it will work but anyhow

I will always reblog this as long as I have hope

📚 🍵

Here’s hoping…

Praying for this to work💫

･ﾟ✧

I will do it.

On my knees begging for this to work.

Please.

!!!

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) dir. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise

flock together, love each other

local jew here to spread the message. ignorance is a killer

I just took this quiz to find out what Shakespeare archetype i am

I got “The girl who’s always disguising herself as a boy for some reason” and im LAUGHING so hard it’s so real

This test is so damn good

Moooooooood

correct

I’m the powerful queen.

Oooh!

wasteland baby

when hozier said “with my mid youth crisis all said and done, I need to be youthfully felt cuz god I never felt young”

name mb: kate for @laurel-lake

this!! is my aesthetic I love it