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Laura Shapiro, fan

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Currently 100% Aziraphale trash. AO3

10 Good Omens Fics I Think About Literally All The Time, by rfsmiley

In honor of the new season being a month (!!!!) away, and before we all get deliciously and wonderfully jossed, I’m doing a fic rec list of fics with scenes or lines or premises that live in my mind rent free.

I cannot endorse these highly enough! Fantastic rec list. Stoke yourself up before the S2 drop date and roll around in these wonderful stories.

It’s Throwback Thursday – the day when I lift up older fic, usually (but not always) from the Good Omens show fandom.

There’s been beaucoup debate about tv!Good Omens as queer representation, which I am absolutely not going to get into, but one thing was immediately apparent: Michael Sheen took the book’s characterization of Aziraphale as, though technically sexless, appearing “gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide,” and leaned so far into it that it’s a wonder he ever came out.

Aziraphale had already appeared in fic as a sort of Queer Guardian, a role in which I first encountered him in two widely read pre-series stories by bibliocratic.  it’s the light (it’s the obstacle that casts it) is set during the days when being “queer in public” could still get you locked up in the UK. Angel and demon are sharing a drink when there’s a midnight knock on the door of A. Z. Fell’s; Aziraphale’s not only known as someone who’ll hide gay fugitives from the coppers, but converses fluently with their visitors in Polari. I love language, but had no idea about the history of this street dialect –  a mashup of Romani and various streams of slang common especially to performing occupations and adopted by gay men (several links in the notes). Muted pining.

“Dot? It’s me… We’re at Zira’s. You know her, the old queen with the bookshop… Nanti, we’re safe as houses. She’s a real dorcas, totally kosher. Bailed old Pauline out months back… Yeah, that’s her. We’re gonna stay the night, in case the sharpies catch on and come back….”

In such surpassing brightness, Crowley discovers that Aziraphale has been, through the ages, iconized as a patron saint to queer people… and depicted as suffering forbidden love for a demon. The spoofs of scholarship and culture criticism made this old literature major snicker even as the pining ramped up to 11. Sweetly understated love confession.

The series Demon And Angel Professors by the prolific Ghostinthehouse began posting shortly after the show aired and completed two years later with the 200th installment. Confession: I’ve barely scratched this colossal opus – an “AU, or is it?” succession of 666-word ficlets (”They’re professors. They’re married. Their students don’t realise. Cue shenanigans”). But in the short arc that I first stumbled on, the professors cross paths with a student who’s been roughed up for their gender nonconformity and swing into action to get them out of the abusive living situation (Professor Crowley: “He’s the better guardian of us, I’m just the getaway driver.“) I Fell and I’ll Wait occur about a third of the way through the series.

And, to close, here’s the sweet little YA-ish series Mr. Fell’s Bookshop Ficlets, written in the first year of the TV fandom by my very, very first follow on AO3, Dannye Chase (HolyCatsandRabbits). Queer and questioning young people find that Mr. Fell’s shop is a place where they’re comfortable being themselves, and his husband is spooky and grumpy, but kind. Part 4 contains one of the sweetest marriage proposals ever written for them.

Do you have a favorite fic featuring Aziraphale as a specifically Queer Guardian Angel? Drop a link!

I write mainly Good Omens, along with occasional ventures into Sherlock Holmes (BBC and ACD), Doctor Who, Sandman and other DC Vertigo titles, and my first love, Star Trek. Find my fic here on AO3        

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Some great suggestions here!

I adore Angel and Demon Professors - there’s a particular line about gender in part 120: “The gender spectrum in this house ranges from ‘ugh do I have to’ through ‘meh, whatever’ to ‘eff the binary, my gender’s ineffable’.

I also have some other suggestions for fics involving Polari:

Not Then, Not Yet by Euterpein

The Lair of the Elder Gay by lyricwritesprose

There Ain’t No Sweet Man That’s Worth the Salt of my Tears by fengirl88

and Hell in a Handbag by Sodium_Azide.

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

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English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes

English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: … please, no Dutch: sting pig

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

English: Poppy

Dutch: :)

English: … tell me

Dutch: Clap rose

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English: dragon

Finnish: :)

English: for fuck’s sake

Finnish: salmon snake

english: dragon

asl: :D!

english: tell me?

asl: SPICY DINOSAUR

English: nap

Romanian: :)

English: huh?

Romanian: a baby of a sleep

English: Giraffe

Latin: :D

English: what?

Latin: camelopardus!

English: In the middle of nowhere

Slovene: Behind God’s back

Serbian:

Serbian: Where wolves fuck

Polish:

Polish: where dogs bark with their asses

English: somewhere really far and isolated

Italian: :)

English: what now?

Italian: in the ass of the world

Welsh: hiraeth

English: :S

Welsh: …

English: a longing for something or somewhere which no longer exists, to which you can no longer return; the longing for the lost homeland of your ancestors, which you know only through blood and tradition, and will never feel under your feet

English: ladybird

Welsh: :) :) :) :) :) :)

English: look, you literally just made fun of me for my lexical limitations, why are you -

Welsh: little red cow :)

English: aw :)

Welsh: :)

There may be a day I do not reblog this post but today is not that day!!!

English: raisin

English: Come on French, isn’t raisin a word in you vocabulary?

English: French?

French: …

French: DrY gRaPe

English: grape

French: you’re not gonna like it.

English: what?

French: in my defence I was first.

English: What?

French: raisin 🥺

English: Hippopotamus

Mandarin: …

English: what?

Mandarin: river horse

English: you know that actually makes sense. giraffe?

Mandarin: long necked deer

English: Fair enough

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Let me just say to all the illustrators I've seen make Good Omens art. You are my inspiration, my envy, and my best friends, EVERYTHING you guys are so fucking talented it hurts I love you all! 😭😘 Keeping me spoon fed until the new season comes out.

Honestly this goes out to everyone in any art medium who is creatively inspired by Good Omens you guys are the only reason I keep going 🤭🥰