Profanitee
A manatee that swears at random times
listen, yeah, tumblr is unhinged and full of clowns but it’s unhinged in a way that has coherence. the clownery has continuity. you could reference memes from 6 years ago and people would still get it. you could make jokes from long-dead shows and someone could still understand the weird cryptic hieroglyphic language of internet culture. there’s institutional memory here. where else am i gonna get that? twitter? twitter is just 5-minute rage cycles and blue check marks with too much hubris
harley: ohhh you LOOOOVE meeee :))))
ivy, harley quinn 2019 series version: (sweating profusely) uh… guh… yeah i do… you know…. it’s no big deal, whatever
ivy, comic book version: (staring harley dead in the eye) more than you’ll ever be able to comprehend in your mortal lifetime
this post was hyperbolic but only very mildly
Okay but you’re RIGHT
omg :’) it’s beautiful….
the origin of the letter 🇦
(from the documentary The Secret History of Writing, 2020)
Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.
He’s not using it for evil lmao they want free shit, they’ll get hilarious shit.
One of my favorite parts of the Hunger Games was how, in the beginning, Katniss was jealous amd resentful of the townies for not having to work in the coal mines. Then, over time, she realizes they aren't the true enemy. Then she sees the other district kids as so much better off than she is, because at least they don't come from district 12. But then she realizes they aren't the enemy either. And then she hates the other victors, before realizing they have all been exploited just as much as she has. So the enemy must be the Capitol citizens, who benefit from the exploitation of the districts, right? Wrong again. They are just uninformed and pampered people who have been kept in the dark about the true horrors faced by the rest of the country. Most of them, when push comes to shove, are perfectly willing to help the war efforts.
And slowly, over the three books, all theses separate factions of downtrodden people start to see each other as allies instead of enemies, and that is what propells them to eventual victory over the true enemy, the government that tried to pit them against each other. Just fun, totally fictional things to think about that have nothing whatsoever to do with our current life.
this sentence came so far out of left field i reflexively closed the tab and had to open it up again to take this screenshot. i mean like yes its true that mushrooms are not plants but ive literally never ever ever ever met or even heard of anyone anywhere at any time who has used this definition of a plant-based diet
im left with so many questions. does she not use yeast? if her definition of “plant based diet” is so literal that it doesnt include mushrooms, does it also not include salt? does she not eat fermented food because bacteria arent plants? why does she not eat fungi? clearly its not an issue of taste, she praises the taste here. does she think theyre unhealthy somehow? does she have moral objections to eating fungus? i would like to interview her
valentinacarvajals
me when something even the tiniest bit gay happens on a tv show
“Maybe someday, you and I will owe nothing more to our people.”
why am i not lovingly running my fingers through a girls hair as she drifts off to sleep!! in this essay i will outline how i’m gay and legally require this
not to like make a huge fucking post about shit that’s been talked to death but it really genuinely scares me how many straight girls think it’s normal to just… not like your partner. like they think it’s normal and okay for their boyfriends to openly think they’re stupid and annoying and to be totally derisive about their interests and for them not to be friends or have things in common or enjoy each other’s personalities or encourage their interests? you are supposed to be friends with the person you’re in love with. you are supposed to want to talk to them about the things that make them happy. you do not have to settle for people who treat your entire personality as a burden outside of what you do to cater to them.
Lynx which fell asleep on a porch is woken up by its tiny counterpart
excuse me! EXCUSE ME. how did you get big???
If I don’t recieve validation every 24 hours I turn back into a pile of dust
do you ever see a “hot take” and you’re like ohhhhhhhhhhhhh critical thinking is a learned skill and op has not put in the practice
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I love making someone I love laugh. It always feels like my biggest accomplishment of the day.