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I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

Everything in life is better now

no one eats blueberries faster…

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

Oh my GOOOOOD

Lemon Snickers: a many bad things

Citrus High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar Vesicle: An Arrangement of Deplorable Affairs 

Fruit Candy: Uh-Oh

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

How come I never caught this.

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

“Nowadays, everything blows up.” 😆

Big ol snail: *dies*

Hermit Crab:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 

DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT

OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH

The Roman soldiers guarding Jesus’ tomb were like: “yeah… he gone” 

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

If this ain’t me

Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.

when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically

My brain when daydreaming

My brain when studying