Which one of y’all left him unattended, why is he in Australia
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Which one of y’all left him unattended, why is he in Australia
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The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
I was thinking about what social media, Tumblr specifically, would be like in the Pokemon universe. conclusion: not that different
Pokemon Heritage Post
How tf does a deactivated account still have blue checkmarks
everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge
subtle ways to include foreshadowing
I'd also add:
Unrestrained summer fun
I’m not a classicist, but I suspect one of the reasons so many of the Greek gods are portrayed so unflatteringly was less because they were seen as villains than because they represented their domains. Of course Zeus sometimes misuses his power, that’s what a king does. Of course Artemis’s wrath is wild and painful, that’s what nature can be. Of course Hades snatched away a young girl from her mother’s arms, that’s what death does. This is one of the reasons callout posts for some gods comparing them negatively to ‘nicer’ gods are kind of missing the point.
as someone who is partially a classicist, this is a better analysis of Greek mythology as a whole than 99.95% of the takes I’ve seen on here (and a substantial number of the takes I’ve seen in ~academia~)
"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop
"womens section"... more like where the hot men shop
"soup section"... more like where's the clothes
when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think
the second moot and oomf and noomf become part of the tumblr lexicon i’m jumping ship to linkedin or smth
@gayarsonist I can’t unhear it now
The puglike twitter users vs the normal dog without hyper breed specific ailments tumblr user
We did lose most of our punctuation during the domestication process though
Maybe yeah but at least we
Don't have to talk like this
On a platform that has somehow become
A major site of national and international politics and a shitty hub of society
i will take lost punctuation over that any fuckin day
It was a runon effect of an aesthetic forced upon us by how the tagging system works and you know it.
Seeing Phil screaming at the Binary Monster and challenging it to a one on one PVP fight was SICK
Nobody messes with his kids and gets away with it
look at us being called a civilized website on other social media
i think people in the middle ages acutally did know how to make photorealistic drawings they just chose not to because it’s funnier to draw some fucked up creature
they actually did make photorealistic drawings things just looked different back then
“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency