The writers strike could impact your favorite show! A season might get cut in half causing the writers to send the main character to hell instead of saving him. He might have to be rescued by an angel the next season, whom he will have a homoerotic relationship with over the next ten years, shaping the culture of some blue website and changing the way people receive world news for years to come!

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

the beautiful game!!!!!!

The crowd once the game concludes:

Biggest indicator of US decline: You could buy 6 BigMacs with 1 hour of minimum wage in 1980, but today you can't even buy one, despite minimum wage more than doubling.

It's over.

Fs for the USA

explaining purchasing power collapse to an american: imagine no burger

Sylvia Plath in a letter to her mother, 1956

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

do they like. have beef with each other

sorry i mean do they have beyond beef with each other

"Fuck the King, Feed the Hungry"

Seen in Glasgow, Scotland

*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi

nature is healing

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

the url makes this so much funnier 

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

Tears in my eyes. As of I didn’t love him enough. I know I keep posting these but….

right now there's a deeply frustrating controversy happening in the world of ice hockey, where some players are refusing to participate in their teams' LGBTQ+ Pride events - ie. a bare-minimum show of support that mostly involves wearing a Pride shirt during warmups before a game.

obviously there are many players who vocally support Pride Nights, but i think i've just located my favorite well-meaning jock reaction so far:

for further context, circa 2020:

making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!

i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up

this one is still killing me

@carzinization

I WANT TO PARTY WITH ERIK JOHNSON SO BAD