My toxic trait? Every time I go out shopping for myself I feel guilty for leaving my dogs at home so I buy them both little treats/toys so they get something too 😂
“How much of the world must we pass through to arrive at ourselves?”
— — Natalie Wee, from “Listen I Love You Joy Is Coming,” Beast at Every Threshold (via lifeinpoetry)
Anyone else ever read serving sizes on stuff and are like:
Box: Serves 3 - 5
Me, laughing while I eat straight from the pot with a spoon: Hah, whatever you say, Macaroni & Cheese box
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
maplebungus
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
"Angry people want you to see how powerful they are. Loving people want you to see how powerful you are." - Chief Red Eagle
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pikachu is drowning
This ain't about him
What they said ^
i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again