He changed it to X². Have fun with your new fun phone security that only works if you kiss a picture of musk and call him "a good little boy, who's doing such a good job"
Lan WangJi replied, "We will wait until we find them. After all, we do what we must." Wei Wuxian, "Just by using nets?" Lan XiChen, "That is right. Does the YunmengJiang Sect have other methods?" Wei Wuxian smiled but didn't respond. Of course, the YunmengJiang Sect used nets as well. But, because he was a good swimmer, he had always jumped into the river and dragged water ghouls out. However, this method was too dangerous; he definitely couldn't do it in front of the Lan Sect's people.
....I'm sorry, what
@suspiciouspopsicle you get it
image embedded in tweet is a full bin labeled "Free Condoms, Be Safe Today!", with the aro flag on both the label and each of the condom packets, next to a full bin labeled "Free Water Balloons, Have Fun Today!", doing the same thing with the ace flag.
This is in fact a funny joke, but it's worth noting that that condoms are stronger than balloons. I say this as someone who has taken a 3 pound bag of water to the face that did not explode.
scribbles in ace diary: Do not... throw... water dicks... at ppl... unless... you... can cover... their... medical bills....
I finished this cross stitch today!
Some day I'll get back to crafts
Strange Bedfellows (2025)
Oberon is finding his way back after a very public “breakdown,” but when he develops the ability to conjure his dreams in real life—including a facsimile of his high school crush, Kon—he might have more on his plate than he originally thought.
Strange Bedfellows is my new sci-fi romance graphic novel from Harper Collins, coming to you in 2025. This is why I've been on hiatus from Witchy for the past couple of years! The pages above were made for my pitch to publishers, and don't reflect the final product, but I still think they're a neat introduction to the story and world. I'm gonna try my best to post about it more on here. <---guy who got a couple of tagged reblogs on their previous post and has awakened the dopamine machine
As soon as I can revive him from the dead the wedding is BACK ON !!!!
Seeing a lot of people in the tags looking at my account and thinking this was meant for wangxian but it's important to me that everyone understands the nuances of lan wangji my favorite boy so I must correct the narrative: lwj fully believed his love was unrequited and was fine with it, and had moved on post-wwx death keeping his memory alive. He would not have planned a wedding for when wwx came back, nor would he have specifically revived wwx to marry him, because he would always respect wwx's decision to be free and would never try to chain him to a world that hates him only to fulfill his own desires; it's important that he's eternally accepting of wwx and overjoyed at his return, but that he was not the decision maker in this case.
Luo Binghe on the other hand,
lap sits
Shen Yuan has a little shit face because he knows that he snatched the hottest man in PIDW and he's very proud of that fact
Shizun, would you still love me if I was a wyrm? (Yes. Absolutely. Are you kidding?? So cool!!!)
My piece for the Bingqiu Reverse Minibang, featuring a dragon transformation for Binghe! <3
Have a no context meme I made for the MXTX server I'm in.
Im sick with covid again and in my fever fueled delirium Ive found motivation for shitpost reels
slipknot sounds like werewolf lube
stop reblogging this
Honestly, this is the kind of thing I want to see in Modern AUs. Where the cultivation clans choose to continue to live on their ancestral lands, keeping the buildings in the old style and built the old fashioned ways, and dressing in their traditional clothing, but the world continued to modernize around their little enclaves. However, they don't completely divorce themselves from modernity, and they buy phones because they recognize how useful they are in communication for night hunts and stuff. And occasionally you'll walk into a coffee shop and see a small group of cultivators who've been out all night getting a caffeine fix so they can fly their swords up the mountain without falling asleep. Bigger cities tend to not have the same problems with yao but gui and guai can still cause issues, so the local law enforcement occasionally need to call in cultivators if a case seems really weird.
So sometimes newer tech is brought back to the sect and everyone gathers around to learn how to use it, since they're just slightly behind the cultural changes going on around them.
okay so since nobody else jumped to make this, here we go
(there's a 'see results' option for those who did read svsss at the end of the poll btw!)
(also i ask humbly to reblog if this poll caught your fancy. because most of my followers are from danmei fandoms and likely have read svsss)
These books are a wild ride and it's great
They should fight in a metal tube.