I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed
Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.
This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE
literally just
DICK ME SO HARD UNTIL I CAN'T GET ON MY FEET PLEASE I NEED IT IN MY GAY BUTT I BEG YOU TO PLAY WITH ME LIKE YOUR PERSONAL FUCKTOY PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR TASTY AND DELICIOUS FLUIDS AND BREAK ME LIKE A WHORE
what the fuck
Artist: Hey, here’s my new OC! Have a detailed visual reference and 2500 words of meticulously plotted backstory!
Artist: *literally never draws them again*
artist: *posts art of OC*
yall this is me
so none of you jokers were gonna tell me master chiefs suit jacks him off, huh, y'all just weren’t gonna tell me
y'all were just gonna keep me in the dark, then
did the beat go off?
i nut and then my meat go soft?
her daughters got the whooping cough?
i brake and let the children cross?
when you open up a new doujin but Windows got your back
Is she T H I C C tho?
T- houghtful
H- ilarious
I- nspiring
C- aptivating
C- got that phat ass
fuck you
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don’t do this
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I swear to god


