My 2 rules for making a d&d character
1) gay
2) 0 impulse control, will 100% push the big red button
3) DONT USE ANY DOPE CLASS FEATURES YOUR DM MADE FOR YOU
4. stab
5. Troubled Past(tm)
6. “i drink it”
7. Accidental Castiel apparently
LOOK just because it’s TECHNICALLY true doesn’t give you the right to end my life like this
Et tu, Brute @secondgenerationparrothead?




















