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my friend just told me that there’s a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you’ve turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it’s great. two dashboards for life

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other “secret” dashboards:

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format… the “Stuff for you” tab/feed is the same idea.

idk man it hurts knowing miles took comfort in the fact that he wasn’t the only spider-man (not by a long shot), only to learn that there was so many more spider-people than he could ever have imagined. but it made him feel more lonely than he’d ever been. they were all there. peter and gwen were there and they never visited him. more spider-people than he’d ever seen, people like him, and he was completely alone.

If you gave a gnome a single grain of cocaine it would overdose and die. even a cocaine molecule you track outside on your clothes or wallet can be extremely harmful to a gnome. but it would take an entire country wide operation's worth of weed to get a gnome to green out

You know Miles “Who’s Morales” Morales, Gwen “Gwanda” Stacy and Pavitr “This is your daughter, I do not know her” Prabhakar are all absolutely horrible liars, but Hobie? Hobie is the extremely rare Spiderperson who can actually lie perfectly, and he can, will, and certainly does use that to his advantage.

"the average spiderperson can lie" factoid is actually a statistical error. the average spiderperson cannot lie. spiders horb, who lives in a sewer and lies over 10,000 times a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

is that a song in your pocket or is your penis very beautiful and touching

outtakes from the boygenius photoshoot via matt grubb