a bruise and arousal are the same btw. blood rushing to a part of the body thats desperate for attention
i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telepathy/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit
NATASHA LYONNE. Purple Fashion Magazine: #39 the New York Issue.
Di Fei Sheng most important achievement:
- Reaching the eight level of Windy Poplar ❌❌❌
- Reaching the supreme level of hair conditioner and haircare routine ✅✅✅
#No this is not a L'*réal (Because You're Worth It") ad
i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer
for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:
"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up."
Writing sex scenes and fighting scenes are the same. There are strange noises and too many body parts. There is a hand I don't know where it came from or there is an arm and suddenly the arm is gone and I don't know where it went.
A 1950s newspaper detailing the third marriage of Robert Allen (1914-1997), a trans man.
Daily Mirror issue from Friday, August 30th 1957.
Robert was a trans man from Lancashire, England. He was one of the very first people to legally change sex in the United Kingdom in 1943. Robert led a quiet life and after his 1957 newspaper appearance (pictured above) remained out of the public eye until his death in 1997 at the age of 83.
Somehow, this article is more respectful to trans people than many current news.
“Mr Allen, dapper in a grey suit…”
“Everyone here knows Mr Allen had announced a change of sex. […] But no one seemed to worry about it.”
“Mr Allen first told his amazing story…”
It’s truly shocking how much nicer this 1957 newspaper is to Robert than many current news has been to Dylan Mulvaney.
Top 5 parts of a cat. :)
As demonstrated by your very own large orange nephew Freddie:
5. Beans
4. Nose (for booping)
3. Whiskers (especially when they curve up into a smile, or get all crinkly from being slept on)
2. The softest bit of leftover kitten fluff behind the ears
1. And of course, the best part, the tummy
there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst
heritage post
come on man
On tumblr you really can’t expect to ask “where is god?” Without the devil answering “have you checked up your ass?”
tag of the week:
#you've been weighted youve been measured and you have been found hot enough to break all of the 3000 lan rules ✳
that post that was like "even jiang cheng's fans don't like him in the novel" is so funny to me like actually i love him more and not in an apologist way in a people should apologise to him way i will fight people with a sword for my emotionally dysregulated king you don't speak for me
can’t trust anyone who criticises the mamma mia movie. like wtf are you even criticising. the plot?? the characterisation?? my brother in christ they put meryl streep, colin firth and amanda seyfried on an island, got them drunk and asked them to sing abba songs in the campest way possible that’s LITERALLY. IT. by this point you have to just assume that you’re the problem.
bitches be like "but we never learn who her father is!!" uh yeah we do she has Three??