this show is a work of art

— Ancient Proverb (6Teen)

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

this is so fucking funny

kill ceasar

one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

Texas roadhouse or Red Lobster

these are all the same person

New York delivered the most intellectual, calm, and wellspoken , and also funniest reads I’ve ever heard in my life. 😭😭😭😂 And that’s why she’s the queen of reality TV show. ❤

Cat Vs. Dog

He did his best!

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

AO3 truly has captured the heart and the soul of our times

maybe if i post Fat fuck ill calm down.

did it work

yea :)

maybe if i reblog Fat fuck ill calm down.

Pixar I will not stand for this ugly erasure 

I’m fucking cackling