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Currently Harry Styles and tøp consumes most of my life
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harry: Lou, we're a team aren't we? Ride or die, right?
louis: Of course. I'd totally ride you.
harry: What?
louis: What?
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Anonymous asked:

1D as Mean Girls quotes

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louis: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular - Gretchen Wieners 

harry: [driving away] I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!!! - Damian 

niall:  Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise? Alright, everybody grab some rubbers. - Coach Carr

liam: Oh my God, Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white!  - Gretchen Wieners

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Harry: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands!
Louis: That’s impos-
Harry: *Cups Louis’ face*
Louis: *Blushing* Harry, I have a reputation.
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Steve: I can cover the promo for you for a few days since I’m sure you wanna be subtle about taking time off for Harry’s bday

Louis: Subtle? Never heard of it. I just need the one :)

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lumaxe

Let's set this record straight

A.K.A Harry and Louis’ magical pull when ‘first meeting’ might be something other than supernatural.

Okay, so we all know Harry and Louis were in bands back in the ol’ days.

Louis was in The Rogue

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and Harry was in White Eskimo

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Now, this isn’t really a big shock. (Really?)

What drew my attention today was this post. It oh so wonderfully pointed out that a very blurry picture of a set of tweets appeared on Google images:

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 and the last tweet in this picture turned out to be this:

And we all know who the main singer of The Rogue is. 

Further, lease remember that when requested to view the source of the blurry picture, Twitter shows this

meaning that the source can’t be ‘found’. Or someone is trying to make really sure that this wouldn’t spread around, because this tweet can be found on Harry’s Twitter. So as ultraviolence-paradise pointed out, this someone might very well be Modest.

Of course this is a speculation, but aside from another of Modest’s fails, this entirely throws the story of Larry away. Because the blurry tweets above the one about Harry’s ‘consolation snog’, although quite hard to read, say 

@Harry_Styles: Soo. Battle of the Bands today. Some real talent here. Don’t think we’re going to win .X’' 

and

@Louis_Tomlinson:  That Harry Styles fella from White Eskimo has got a sick voice ! Getting nervous !

The best job I could do of making it sharper (not really a  professional editor or something ha): 

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Also a nice extra found by Fleur, despite me not entirely being sure of Blind Gossip’s credibility, this:

It does sounds a bit familar, doesn’t it?

What we can conclude from this

Harry and Louis both entered Battle of the Bands with White Eskimo and The Rogue, ensuite Louis notices Harry, then there’s a blank space as to the consolation snog happened during or after the event. White Eskimo loses, as anticipated (aw Harry a bit more faith in yourself).

So the fuckers already met and snogged before the Xfactor. Jesus Chirst it’s 5 years after literally scanning everything relating to One Direction and here we are.

What this explains

Louis and Harry’s ‘sudden’ pull to each other when they ‘first met’:

Louis graciously jumping into Harry’s welcoming arms, when ‘not knowing each other at all’.

’'I got on with Louis from the word ‘go’.’' 

-Harry, Dare to Dream (2011)

And why would that be young Harold?

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Tell, me Hannah and Louis, how did you spot a 16-year-old dude in the middle of a CROWD of thousands being interviewed?

How did Louis’ cardigan end up with Harry when auditioning? Did you decide to get a picture taken, tell Harry he would make it big AND gave him your cardigan? To a stranger?

Louis’ tattoo of The Rogue: He could be quirky, he could have gotten it because it means something (the way he met his husband - it would nicely add up to all other complementary tattoos). Because we know, getting a tattoo for someone he loves wouldn’t be something that weird for him to do, right?

And much more gross and sappy stuff that happened in the very early XFactor days that made you question your life…

Then there are those really young pics of Harry as a little kid in the background of a shirtless pic of Louis.

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