my kink is when fans treat celebrities with respect and don’t make them fucking uncomfortable
i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’
Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.
Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)
There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools
Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory
fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”
Louis Tomlinson for Noisey Music, photographed by Phil Sharp & styled by Lola Chatterton
Louis Tomlinson for Noisey Music, photographed by Phil Sharp & styled by Lola Chatterton
When you get 17 as an answer on your math test but the only option close is 17,000
hey rmr when louis tweeted harry for his birthday? yeah what the fuck
#HQ louis being a cute little weird drunk last night in his van 06/24/15
apparently being exposed as an untrustworthy president is “unfair” but okay
The fact that he called himself a politician smh. You’re not a politician and you’re not even a good businessman.
I haven’t heard anyone ask for his birth certificate, or question his religion






