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Lonely

@larry-wifie

trying to stay happy through life.

You know, I may not ever get an abortion personally. But this doesn't mean that others can't. Be open minded and respectful of others choices, don't be an ass.

Who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?

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Devotion

A promise you make to yourself that you will never break

When I first saw you, my heart broke. For the future, past, and now.

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

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Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

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This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

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i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

Ascendant, Moon, Midheaven

On the outside, I appear…

Aries rising: active, enthusiastic, straightforward

Taurus rising: steady, grounded, sensual

Gemini rising: adaptable, inquisitive, talkative

Cancer rising: cautious, caring, sensitive

Leo rising: confident, energetic, charismatic

Virgo rising: competent, poised, reserved

Libra rising: charming, pleasant, artistic

Scorpio rising: private, observant, magnetic

Sagittarius rising: adventurous, optimistic, restless

Capricorn rising: determined, responsible, serious

Aquarius rising: curious, independent, approachable

Pisces rising: gentle, easygoing, changeable

Deep within, I am…

Aries moon: spontaneous, passionate, strong

Taurus moon: guarded, sentimental, loyal

Gemini moon: intellectual, restless, open-minded

Cancer moon: empathetic, devoted, moody

Leo moon: affectionate, expressive, stubborn

Virgo moon: detail-oriented, practical, shy

Libra moon: fickle, peaceful, objective

Scorpio moon: intense, intuitive, secretive

Sagittarius moon: free-spirited, upbeat, impatient

Capricorn moon: stable, dutiful, self-critical

Aquarius moon: detached, idealistic, eccentric

Pisces moon: compassionate, emotional, impractical

However, I aspire to be or would like to be viewed as…

Aries Midheaven: confident, pioneering, enthusiastic

Taurus Midheaven: sensible, assured, tenacious

Gemini Midheaven: intelligent, creative, adaptable

Cancer Midheaven: dependable, nurturing, kindhearted

Leo Midheaven: bold, generous, commanding

Virgo Midheaven: helpful, organised, reasonable

Libra Midheaven: peaceful, well-mannered, sociable

Scorpio Midheaven: deliberate, mysterious, passionate

Sagittarius Midheaven: knowledgeable, dynamic, versatile

Capricorn Midheaven: controlled, wise, hardworking

Aquarius Midheaven: innovative, flexible, cooperative

Pisces Midheaven: intuitive, understanding, artistic

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

in case you were wondering this is him

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

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Quality rooster

Upon request, here is a rec list of fics featuring jealous Harry, all of which are bottom Louis and top Harry. Happy reading!

1) You Drive Me Wild (You Know You Do) | Explicit | 6632 words

Louis flirts with the Australian interviewers and Harry gets possessive.

2) Back Where I Belong | Explicit | 7217 words

Harry’s trying to have a conversation with Nick, who he hasn’t seen in nearly three months, but the way Nick’s eyes keep darting over his shoulder every few seconds is quite distracting.
It’s ironic, because at least a quarter of the reason that he’s even talking to Nick in the first place is because he needs a distraction. He’s all too aware of exactly what’s going on behind his back.
Nick is the one who finally brings it up. “Do you think he’s doing it to spite you?”
“He’s definitely doing it to spite me,” Harry answers tightly, resisting the urge to crane his neck around so he can see. He clutches his drink a little tighter, trying to keep his tenuous control over his own movements.

3) Bite the Bullet, Feel the Rush | Explicit | 7750 words

The one where Harry can’t stop wanting Louis, they see each other naked a few times too many and showers are a magical thing.

4) Forever, Uninterrupted | Explicit | 8578 words

Harry finds a mysterious picture in Louis’ bag one night and drives himself crazy over it. It’s definitely not what he thinks.

5) End Of The World Tonight | Explicit | 12069 words

“You remember when you told me that you wanted to live with me for the rest of your life?” Louis asks. His voice trembles a bit, exposing exactly how much he hates what he’s about to do. How much he wishes that he wasn’t about to do it.
“I remember,” Harry says. His expression is a little lost, like he thinks that they’re about to have a fight and he’s not sure what they’re supposed to be fighting about. Louis closes his eyes because he has to, has to take a second to regain his courage. He can’t keep doing this. He can’t keep suffering, can’t keep killing himself trying to hide this. He’s ready. He’s been ready for a long time.

au where louis is an uber driver and harry is his passenger

louis: straight?

harry: nah, gay

louis: …

harry: …

harry: sorry i mean yes go straight please

Part 2 of this dumb au

louis: I feel like you’ve been my passenger already

harry: yeah! I feel like I’ve ridden you before!!!

louis: …

harry: …

louis: …

harry: …

louis: right

part 3!

*6 months down the line*

louis’ phone: [rings]

louis: [answers it on loudspeaker] hello?

harry: baby, what time will you get off work? i cooked the eggplant the way you like it

louis: in a bit! thanks, love.

harry: no problem! just make sure that your eggplant is ready for me tonight 😏

louis: …

harry: …

louis: …

harry: …

louis: harry i currently have a passenger

liam the passenger: yo what the fuck