You know, I may not ever get an abortion personally. But this doesn't mean that others can't. Be open minded and respectful of others choices, don't be an ass.
Ellen Hopkins (via mylittlebookofquotes)
at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.
whAT THE FUCK
I’m too tired for this
Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.
T’ be or not t’be, y’all.
Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.
Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.
I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.
1d as iconic tumblr posts?
i already did this but,,,,,i could do a part two
louis:
liam:
niall:
harry:
ao3: and they were roommates me, opening the fic up: Oh My God They Were Roommates
I feel like I am being held hostage
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
He doesn’t blink through this entire thing
This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck
rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far
Ascendant, Moon, Midheaven
On the outside, I appear…
Aries rising: active, enthusiastic, straightforward
Taurus rising: steady, grounded, sensual
Gemini rising: adaptable, inquisitive, talkative
Cancer rising: cautious, caring, sensitive
Leo rising: confident, energetic, charismatic
Virgo rising: competent, poised, reserved
Libra rising: charming, pleasant, artistic
Scorpio rising: private, observant, magnetic
Sagittarius rising: adventurous, optimistic, restless
Capricorn rising: determined, responsible, serious
Aquarius rising: curious, independent, approachable
Pisces rising: gentle, easygoing, changeable
Deep within, I am…
Aries moon: spontaneous, passionate, strong
Taurus moon: guarded, sentimental, loyal
Gemini moon: intellectual, restless, open-minded
Cancer moon: empathetic, devoted, moody
Leo moon: affectionate, expressive, stubborn
Virgo moon: detail-oriented, practical, shy
Libra moon: fickle, peaceful, objective
Scorpio moon: intense, intuitive, secretive
Sagittarius moon: free-spirited, upbeat, impatient
Capricorn moon: stable, dutiful, self-critical
Aquarius moon: detached, idealistic, eccentric
Pisces moon: compassionate, emotional, impractical
However, I aspire to be or would like to be viewed as…
Aries Midheaven: confident, pioneering, enthusiastic
Taurus Midheaven: sensible, assured, tenacious
Gemini Midheaven: intelligent, creative, adaptable
Cancer Midheaven: dependable, nurturing, kindhearted
Leo Midheaven: bold, generous, commanding
Virgo Midheaven: helpful, organised, reasonable
Libra Midheaven: peaceful, well-mannered, sociable
Scorpio Midheaven: deliberate, mysterious, passionate
Sagittarius Midheaven: knowledgeable, dynamic, versatile
Capricorn Midheaven: controlled, wise, hardworking
Aquarius Midheaven: innovative, flexible, cooperative
Pisces Midheaven: intuitive, understanding, artistic
my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games
in case you were wondering this is him
It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!
He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)
Quality rooster
Upon request, here is a rec list of fics featuring jealous Harry, all of which are bottom Louis and top Harry. Happy reading!
1) You Drive Me Wild (You Know You Do) | Explicit | 6632 words
Louis flirts with the Australian interviewers and Harry gets possessive.
2) Back Where I Belong | Explicit | 7217 words
Harry’s trying to have a conversation with Nick, who he hasn’t seen in nearly three months, but the way Nick’s eyes keep darting over his shoulder every few seconds is quite distracting.
It’s ironic, because at least a quarter of the reason that he’s even talking to Nick in the first place is because he needs a distraction. He’s all too aware of exactly what’s going on behind his back.
Nick is the one who finally brings it up. “Do you think he’s doing it to spite you?”
“He’s definitely doing it to spite me,” Harry answers tightly, resisting the urge to crane his neck around so he can see. He clutches his drink a little tighter, trying to keep his tenuous control over his own movements.
3) Bite the Bullet, Feel the Rush | Explicit | 7750 words
The one where Harry can’t stop wanting Louis, they see each other naked a few times too many and showers are a magical thing.
4) Forever, Uninterrupted | Explicit | 8578 words
Harry finds a mysterious picture in Louis’ bag one night and drives himself crazy over it. It’s definitely not what he thinks.
5) End Of The World Tonight | Explicit | 12069 words
“You remember when you told me that you wanted to live with me for the rest of your life?” Louis asks. His voice trembles a bit, exposing exactly how much he hates what he’s about to do. How much he wishes that he wasn’t about to do it.
“I remember,” Harry says. His expression is a little lost, like he thinks that they’re about to have a fight and he’s not sure what they’re supposed to be fighting about. Louis closes his eyes because he has to, has to take a second to regain his courage. He can’t keep doing this. He can’t keep suffering, can’t keep killing himself trying to hide this. He’s ready. He’s been ready for a long time.
int: what would you sacrifice your life for?
harry, internally:
harry, externally: im sorry what was the question
au where louis is an uber driver and harry is his passenger
louis: straight?
harry: nah, gay
louis: …
harry: …
harry: sorry i mean yes go straight please
Part 2 of this dumb au
louis: I feel like you’ve been my passenger already
harry: yeah! I feel like I’ve ridden you before!!!
louis: …
harry: …
louis: …
harry: …
louis: right
part 3!
*6 months down the line*
louis’ phone: [rings]
louis: [answers it on loudspeaker] hello?
harry: baby, what time will you get off work? i cooked the eggplant the way you like it
louis: in a bit! thanks, love.
harry: no problem! just make sure that your eggplant is ready for me tonight 😏
louis: …
harry: …
louis: …
harry: …
louis: harry i currently have a passenger
liam the passenger: yo what the fuck





