Judy lovingly buying V a fresh burrito later: i love you mi calabacita but you are so fucking stupid
Panam:Where are you?
V:At Grandma's
Panam:send a picture
That's about quest with date in cinema
In Chrobin's S-Support, Chrom claimed to have fallen for Robin when he first found her. So i made this...
A Special Ylissean Christmas
I meant to post this during Christmas. But i got busy visiting with family that i couldn't edit this fast enough. But better late than ever
Summary: Yang's always been there for Ruby. From the moment she was born until now. So why couldn't she have saved her? Why couldn't she have been there this time? The picture of Ruby drinking that tea will forever be scarred into Yang's mind… How will she ever be able to keep going after that?
(Or how Yang processes what happened to Ruby and how she reflects back on all the moments she's failed to be there for Ruby in the past.)
Words: 3405 Main Pairing: Minor Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long Rating: M
Notes: Fair warning, this was really tough to write, so I imagine it will be to read as well. I just needed to write this to actually process everything that happened in the latest episode of RWBY.
I actually made a mini Fic Playlist to listen to while writing this because it just helped me not completely break down while writing this. It's only half an hour long and I really recommend listening to it as you read. The title of the fic is from Take Me Back by Sarah Jarosz which can be found on the playlist.
Anyway... good luck if you choose to read.
Fic:
“Yang, when is Mum coming home?” Ruby says from the confines of her warm bed.
Yang closes her eyes and takes a deep breath. She should tell Ruby soon. She shouldn’t keep this from her for much longer. Ruby deserves to know.
Not today.
“Soon, Rubes…” Yang whispers, gently stroking Ruby’s forehead, a smile forced on her face. “I’m sure she’ll be back soon.”
The Runaway Bunny by Margaret Wise Brown
“Shucks,” said the bunny, “I might just as well stay where I am and be your little bunny.”
I mean it's a goddamn golden potato. Sometimes you just need one on your blog.
^ exactly
Me and potatoes are kindred spirits.
potato
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou
Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
eastbayfatman
Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in
hotmeat89
shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker
lowtiermemer
All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat
hotmeat89
im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife
penguitron
But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away
hotmeat89
just shot a load in his wife
You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.
hotmeat89
Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son
The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast
hotmeat89
your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy
blm1997
World Heritage Post
Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!
Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!
hotmeat89
I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck
testosteronetwink
happy veterans day
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
This post changed us fundamentally
spooky-scary-skeletrans
So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated
mf-dooom
that is the face of a man worried he will be next
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
crane husband.....
this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
- Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980′s. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.
- As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.
- It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.
- Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, it’s pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.
- The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
- They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.
- Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.
- Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.
- Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)
- It worked!
- Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because it’s unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.
- However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he can’t sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
- Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he can’t retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)
Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.
well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the “this content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines” notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
there needs to be a three minute thesis for elaborate pet TES theories
tesblr, explain your pet elaborate TES theory in three sentences or less. I'll start:
the first era war of succession that destroyed the empire of the nords was a religious and cultural conflict between alessianised nords and traditional old pantheon nords. the alessian nords won the war when the old pantheon nords, concentrated in morrowind, were decimated by nerevar's rebellion. however, following the death of the triumphant alessian leader (olaf one-eye), the traditionalist kjoric staged a military coup and restored power to a line of old pantheon morrowind nords that culminated in the zealot ysmir, who fully rebuked the alessians and restored the old pantheon to skyrim.
hircine and yffre are, or were, the same entity. valenwood is a splinter of the hunting grounds, which is why it acts like a realm of oblivion, and seems as a whole much more unstable than other parts of tamriel, and why bosmer are able to shift.
daedrafucker69
The oblivion crisis destroyed the native ecosystem of Cyrodil making them unable to sustain their population and thus more reliant on imports from the other provinces in the empire making them especially vulnerable to blockades, a contributing factor of their loss in the Great War.
