BREAKING NEWS; MASC KING SNUGGLED UP ALL NICE IN BED
trans people i’m happy you’re alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m so glad you’re here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep doing your best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A galaxy I love it
nobody understands this highly popular fictional character at all except for me and my carefully curated panel of mutuals
Anonymous asked:
Are rocks kosher?
rocks are neither kosher or not kosher bc they're not a food item (PLS DON'T EAT ROCKS), but there are certain types of rock candy that are.
Don't eat rocks ✅
*continues chewing my aquarium gravel like a normal human*
salt is a type of rock.
Yeah but you’re not eating salt like you would (presumably) eat other rocks. I feel like that’s an important distinction here.
You’re not crunching on just a hunk of salt. That would not taste good (I know) not that I think the average person has access to an hunk of salt. (Salt lamps ig??) but even then. You’re not taking a handful of table salt (don’t do that) or a salt packet (don’t fuckin do that it’s not even a reasonable amount of salt for this) and just. Trying to slurp it up with nothing else. (It’s so fucking bad don’t do it) it would be awful (I know) and taste really bad (I know)
Rocks are for the cronch like a piece of hard candy. Salt is not for the cronch it’s for the salt. This is meaningful and important
Anyways chocorocks are divine I love them and I miss em and they make a good c r u n c h and now that I know what they’re called again they’re gonna rotate in my mind wistfully
god this is reminding me of the time i had to tell my 10 yr old camper that no, the “drink” she made from rainwater, salt, and pepper would not taste good. did not work. she drank it anyway.
.... I used to eat salt packets and thought it tasted good (if you're eating salt packets consider that you may be severely dehydrated and craving electrolytes)
update: this shit is still tasty
Better than eating play dough, as I did up until fifth grade.
I ate a magnet once
I've eaten enough paper to have formed opinions on good and bad paper and I'll still eat the bad paper knowing it tastes bad.
Also yeah, salt packets are good. So is rock salt.
gang I think we might have pica
Whilst you were exploring each others bodies, I was exploring the catacombs
I Am Lost In The Catacombs
Inclusivity Win! The scientist who just reanimated your corpse is transgender!
math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.
and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't
i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.
Genuinely fucked that cultural perception of aging is getting warped to the point where people in their twenties are considered old at the same time that all the constructed milestones of independence and self sufficiency that have become expected of adulthood are getting further out of reach for the majority of people. Like, no, you haven't missed out on anything, no one has "wasted" their 20s, or 30s, or any stretch of time, it's just that a lot of things really fucking suck right now. There isn't anything important you can do at, say, age 21 that you can't also do every other age after that.
apps that use pop-ups to try to trick you into turning on certain settings by quickly clicking yes literally never work on me. a pop up stops me dead in my shit and confuses the hell outta me, now i'm mad and there is no way i'm turning that stupid setting back on
this is it
me when i know the sketchy pirating website will make my computer piss and shit and throw up until it dies if i click anything other than the real download link
worst college experience actually was people seeingme use tumblr and say 'haha oh i used to use tumblr we could follow eachother' and i open their blog and its like 700 artic monkeys band gif grunge images pastel moodboards and im sitting here hands folded like you are about to learn our uses of this site are wildly different and i just posted a photo of a buff man in a g string
i wouldnt lie online
2016-2021 Toyota Land Cruiser
leader of a trio of college kids waking past me at walmart: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.
his friend: wait, what was mission number one?
leader: fucking getting here, travis.
This really is what grocery shopping in college was like
people always ask if you have an instagram or snapchat but they never ask if you have an online journal where you broadcast every thought you have. it’s because they want you for your sexy body but not your beautiful mind. and that’s fucked up. they should want both.