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anyone coming from tw*tter, this is my personal blog
i post whatever here. don't look too far back i've been here since 2011
my sfw art blog is @kirbyhasapencil
my nsfw art blog is @pearltiddys

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i post whatever here. don't look too far back i've been here since 2011
my sfw art blog is @kirbyhasapencil
my nsfw art blog is @pearltiddys
If you use Google Docs for your writing, I highly encourage you to download your work, delete it from Google Docs, and transfer it to a different program/site, unless you want AI to start leeching off your hard work!!!
I personally have switched to Libre Office, but there are many different options. I recommend checking out r/degoogle for options.
Please reblog to spread the word!!
It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.
i love the implication behind the blair witch project (1999) ๏ฟผthat someone found the filmstock that was the last earthly remnants of three college film students and thought you know what would really honor these people? if we edited this record of their madness and gruesome demise up real nice and sent it to film festivals
and you're not "missing" anything. you're you and that's all that matters. you deserve just as much happiness.
Tuira Kayapรณ brandished her machete in the face of a government official who was trying to convince indigenous leaders to accept a mega-dam project in the Amazon, 1989
โElectricity wonโt give us food. We need the rivers to flow freely. Donโt talk to us about relieving our โpovertyโ โ we are the richest people in Brazil. We are Indians.โ
also! sheโs still alive! that sort of thing is always worth pointing out to show that we really arenโt too far removed from events like this! hereโs a 2019 photo of her:
Mira came up with a coreo for their mature/sexy concept comeback
Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie
There no need, that movie was already made in 1994
I'm not Goncharoving you. This movie was nominated for 3 Golden Globes and 1 Oscar.
I do consider Wolverine's interactions with Jean and Scott in the first X-Men movie to be sort of an inverse unicorn hunter scenario. sometimes the unicorn hunts you. aggressively.
the thing is. Logan finally makes one (1) pass at Scott that's so straightforward even Scott can't write it off as homoerotic bickering over Jean, and it sends him into a tailspin. he doesn't even answer he just leaves the room. gracelessly. listen it's 2001 and like, okay, obviously Professor X is gay, Scott knows that, he's fine with it but like. jesus christ. he has enough problems with the whole mutant thing; Scott Summers has not been exploring the lush garden of latent bisexuality. plus he's like SO coupled up with Jean so it doesn't even matter, right? it doesn't even matter and he never had to think about this again, except he does and he's dating a telepath (FUCK) and she Knows something is up and he can't brush it off forever so he tries (fails) to casually bring it up. haha hey Jean you know I always thought Logan had a bit of a crush on you, but I think he tried coming onto me the other day, can you believe it? ("I think he tried coming onto me" here means "he offered to suck my dick with all the subtlety you'd expect from a man who's very popular in truck stop bathrooms," btw.) and Jean Grey, the Dark Phujoshi herself, cannot hide that this is huge for her. this solves so many of her problems. she's salivating and Scott can see it and she's realizing too late oh no Scott was Not into it like that, abort mission hard. except he saw how excited she was for a split second before she got a lid on it, so he knows, and she knows he knows, and he know she knows he knows. and now Scott can't Stop thinking about it, and the more he tries to not think about it the more he does, vicious cycle, and he keeps having these dreams about. well. what if. what if I did let him suck me off a little. which Jean knows about, obviously, because she's a telepath (FUCK). so she knows. and he knows she knows. and she must know that he knows she knows. but neither of them are saying anything about it, just sweating it out while Logan continues to slut around the school in a white tank top pretending he's not playing six dimensional mind game chess to land the plane on this threesome.
adora in this pose!! since itโs going around over twt :3
well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
so many ppl on tiktok will be like 'look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe' and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that's what happens when u don't have ur own sense of style
got called โomg vintageโ by a secretary in training at the dentistโs office on sunday because i wore a shirt that was in style five years ago like. maโam i bought that in 2016
this is WILD you can't just leave this in the tags lmaoo
(cw: adult story below)
okay so basically the story went that he has. a fetish for guys with tats and piercings and this culminated in him getting real teeth KNOCKED OUT during a glory hole incident in 98 or 99 he canโt remember but basically the guy thrust in as he was catching his breath. and. teeth got knocked out. he was THAT HARD.ย
so he gets dental implants and continues on his way, assured that heโll never have to lose any more teeth. he used to bartend blah blah and was always complimented on his teeth but he eventually got them SNAPPED OUT during an altercation with a drunk guy and he got different ones put in and was likeย โoh, so this is a recurring theme in my lifeโ and decided that he was going to swear off bartending.
so he moved out this way and started hisย โdick-sucking careerโ anew, hopeful, wide-eyed. and managed to get a piercing snagged on his fucking tonsil and they have to GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM TOGETHER BECAUSE THE GUY IS STUCK IN HIS FUCKING THROAT AND HE CAN ONLY BREATHE IF HE BREATHES AROUND THE DICK. it was at this moment i remembered that one fucking movie where a guy gets his prince albert piercing stuck in a lady as a killer is busting into the room and dies because he wonโt cut it off and run or something
also as this is happening iโm waiting on x-ray results so iโm just. there lmao
and he was talking about how the guy NUTTED. IN THE AMBULANCE. BECAUSE OF THE VIBRATION OF THE ROAD. IN HIS THROAT. AND THEY HAD TO SUCTION IT OUT. WHAT THE FUCK. but it turns out that there was a bad cut to his gums as well because it was a spiked fucking piercing so he just. had to get a couple teeth replaced. again.
and they dated. for 2 more years. until he moved to serbia or something i forget that part i was laughing to hard. it might have been spain. idk anyways
the bf got stopped by airport security because this was a few years after 9/11 and he had to take half his piercings which were notย โsafe metalsโ for metal detectors (โbecause DIY punks are hotterโ was his reason??) and he was likeย โdo i take the dick one out tooโ (no, but he did get taken to be privately searched.) and it ended up, that his boyfriend (the guy in the dental office) laughed so hard, after hearing this story repeated, that he slipped and smacked face first into the edge of a table. and LOST HIS TEETH AGAIN, and ended up walking aroundย โlike a fucking christmas carol about wanting two front teethโ until his bf sent him money to get them fixed and then broke up with him โfor some hot young thingโ
so he gets new ones! and they lasted! they really did! for years!
and then, #4, was on sunday. he was soย โinspiredโ after he was allowed to go on dates again. because quarantine and no-socialising rules and shit have hit hard here multiple times. that heย โwent too hardโ at a small gay bdsm gathering. and he managed to both bend his teeth inwards and fuck his molars up FROM DICK SUCKING. and he was likeย โi was tied up there, thinking about how many times this has happened. and how some evil gay witch put a curse on me for being too good at sucking dick.โย
and he went on about how the kink club in question is technically helping to pay for this because they felt SO BAD and the guy who did this laughed his ass off and was like. i donโt have any money but once you get your teeth fixed - and the guy was like NO. I AM NOT SUCKING YOU OFF EVER AGAIN LOOK WHAT YOU DID
also this was told by the most middle-aged, boring looking man on earth. like picture an accountant, but gay and VERY clumsy and funny
What was this post about again??
Fashion I believe.
has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass
Mad about politics again
There seems to be a lot of people in the notes getting pedantic about how border collies are herding dogs, not livestock guardians. I can't claim to know the artist's motivation, but to me, isn't that the point? Isn't the point that we aren't supposed to have to be protectors, and shouldn't have been forced into a position where we have to fight, we should both have higher protections than what we've been dealt, but we don't. Sometimes there's no one else to fight for us except us. So we have a choice. We ignore the slaughter because it's not "our job" and hope the wolf doesn't turn on us next (it will), or we stand and fight to protect those more vulnerable than ourselves. We may go down fighting, but it still shouldn't even be a question; of course we fight.
Because without them, who are we?
i didnt know you were allowed to do things for the sake of wanting to do things. i thought you were just supposed to keep that locked inside your ribcage and let it rot you inside out until youre limping around as the desiccated corpse of who you could have been
this post is about TRANSITIONING and CHANGING YOUR MAJOR
shoutout to the people who for the longest time didnโt see a future and thought their lives would be over by now. you made it. youโre still going. i know itโs hard building a future you werenโt prepared for, but i believe in you. youโre a survivor.
