“Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.”- Anthony Bourdain

“hi are you ready to order?”

“uhhhh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

Anthony Bourdain what do I do?

“get the cream sauce. you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

The day I started posting about #king was the best day of my life.

Hoes

Yaoi cocaine saga

Love wins

this was so much

*shotguns then proceeds to crush empty can against forehead*

trucker cap that says “FISH ARE INDIFFERENT TO ME / I AM NOT WELCOME IN THEIR HOLY PLACES”

One iced latte with low-fat #jerma milk, please.

always seeing posts on here about pathetic men but what about pathetic women. where's the love for us underachieving cunts. lethargic women. slug women. I do fuckall every day and expect rewards. i am your poor little meow meow. #feminism

We only drink water to pee.

But man, it is worth it.

this was ahead of the game

I dont " lay pipe ", I LAY BRICKS! #shitthebed

who is that wet little beast I see off in the distance

I want to study at a Simlish University

i will spell gardu as bleeglorp and use dabayee garbloopy. i would watch Action on Television all night while drinking a Juice on the Rocks with my Household. i’ll have Bowl of Cereal every day that’s worth 5 Simoleons. i would go to Oasis Springs every night. i am also more likely to meet ghosts, The Landgraabs, Grim Reaper, and Mortimer Goth.

I wish I was Simlish :(

Eem, eem…

bro hit this shit

In 2077, what makes someone a criminal?