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british person: wot is ur fauvourouriute coulourur? x me: chill

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

mood: bedridden victorian child

papah …… am i going to die ?

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

will grándmama be there? in the light??

Me

It’s Not Fair that gay porn has more spice n’ passion than lesbian porn

It’s also so clearly for heterosexual men like I’ve literally seen them slap the clit. Like slap it like it was stealing money out your purse. That’s not sexy! That’s just weird and violent.

all lesbian porn is is stupidly long acrylics and high heels in bed :(

lesbian porn has no business sucking the way it does. these girls out here punching each other’s coochies and tryna tell me that’s a geniune orgasm.

literally chompin on each other’s clits like

 and being like ‘YEAH! YEAH? YOU LIKE THAT ? YEAAAAHH?’

“You want this PUSSAY doncha HUH??”

lesbian porn actress: passionate love scene? no problem

lesbian porn actress:

porn director: now play with her tits

porn actress:

I’m SCREAMINGGGG

Porn director: okay now come please Porn actress:

OMG IM CRYING 😂😂😂

Why…

A much shorter movie

in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling

That’s cool and all but what the FUCK is that thing

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

I AM HOLLERING

initially it’ll be funny but i guarantee u will all end up in tears missing the good times and thinking wow that was so crazy i love u all

im squidward 

tag yourselves

When you open your camera app to take a picture of something and it opens on the front camera