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Lover Of Strong Women And Pathetic Men

@lancer1234

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Lover of women and ocs and elden ring and ocs and ocs and women and-
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Hello tumblr, it is I, lancer, uhh idk what to post rn but, i love women, ocs, elden ring, pizza tower, utterly pathetic and greasy men, boobs, rpg elevator, arcane oddysey, roblox, boobs, roblox, ocs, ocs, ocs, ocs- yea

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

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hydro-punk

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

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THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

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I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

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bolivia-newton-john

these are so much funnier when you remember that he always carried a gun on set

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viper-2-4

He what

PARDON????

among us is the latest joke to enter what i call "joke orbit." it was one of few modern memes that gathered enough force to remain alive throughout the period where everyone fucking hated it for being overdone. and now it's back to being funny, simply by virtue of its refusal to die. it is a self-propogated meme now. like a satellite stabilizing in the outer edges of the planet's atmosphere, among us has established itself in our collective subconscious. it's probably never going to fully die, like how our perception of the shrek movies will never really go back to normal and how we look so fondly on rickrolling

no fuckingf way

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Guys why tf is my Edward Kenton shirtless he doesn't have anything under his armour

I already let the assets load like multiple times.

Why is he shirtless.

Only armour no shirt

God FORBID a man wants to let his tits breath

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

this reminds me of the time I saw someone in a server use the tone tah "/gaslight" as a joke, just use an actual fucking tone tag, please, i am begging you