PERFECT
now thats what i call epic gaming
REAL….
Deplatforming is um when you take a goth girl’s boots off.
official boob post
i believe someone may have misread boots
i may have dyslexia but i never make mistakes
Oh to be loved by someone taller, that’s all there is to it tbh
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
It’s even worse than i remember it
I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.
Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”
i juwt wanted to waych her newest stream
REBLOG if you think JAIDEN ANIMATION should mock GOD and RELIGION more
these are so much funnier when you remember that he always carried a gun on set
He what
PARDON????
Please listen to my cat purring and meowing at the same time
Need everyone to experience this video with me.
big papa pickle
among us is the latest joke to enter what i call "joke orbit." it was one of few modern memes that gathered enough force to remain alive throughout the period where everyone fucking hated it for being overdone. and now it's back to being funny, simply by virtue of its refusal to die. it is a self-propogated meme now. like a satellite stabilizing in the outer edges of the planet's atmosphere, among us has established itself in our collective subconscious. it's probably never going to fully die, like how our perception of the shrek movies will never really go back to normal and how we look so fondly on rickrolling
no fuckingf way
my mutuals make such beautiful art you all should get one million dollar
Made this for a visual tech assignment :-)
Guys why tf is my Edward Kenton shirtless he doesn't have anything under his armour
I already let the assets load like multiple times.
Why is he shirtless.
Only armour no shirt
God FORBID a man wants to let his tits breath
get real
I'd doublefist 9/11's. Call that a tower in each hand
peppino sends slightly risky text and eats his entire phone afterwards out of anxiety which is definitely normal
this is just me
I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own
this reminds me of the time I saw someone in a server use the tone tah "/gaslight" as a joke, just use an actual fucking tone tag, please, i am begging you
No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me
Like of course I know it means "We're looking for you". But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?
I think “I’m not into [x] BUT” is the highest compliment you can receive on smut, drawn or written.

















