why must we play god
Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place
"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today
I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.
Tags that look homophobic without context
EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED
Cathartic release
britain was fundamentally unsalvageable and morgan turned it into a place where things worth saving can exist. not many of them and she couldn't actually save them but things worth saving did exist. vortigern hates britain more than anyone but he can't say that her britain wasn't beautiful.
the abyss that stares back
stubborn right until the very end
Izutsumi is the first cat in history to learn she can't just do whatever she wants
We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you've been thirsting after is a Disney adult.
You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.
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reblog to pat ur mutuals on their silly heads
guda, immune to even the most lethal poisons, frequently needing to survive in the wilderness with no civilization in sight and definitely no prior experience in identifying edible plants, unaware that the contents of their stomach are currently a never before seen cocktail of toxins with sufficient quantity and potency to kill the entire population of france,
i feel like we as a fandom don’t appreciate this enough
working at the corporation that lobotomizes you
being invited to the library that ruinas you
joining the company that limbuses you
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