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@lancelotlikeslewds

Call me Scarlet. He/Him. This blog is a fever dream of many different interest. Feel free to grab a chair we got knights in the back.

why must we play god

Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

Tags that look homophobic without context

britain was fundamentally unsalvageable and morgan turned it into a place where things worth saving can exist. not many of them and she couldn't actually save them but things worth saving did exist. vortigern hates britain more than anyone but he can't say that her britain wasn't beautiful.

We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you've been thirsting after is a Disney adult.

You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.

guda, immune to even the most lethal poisons, frequently needing to survive in the wilderness with no civilization in sight and definitely no prior experience in identifying edible plants, unaware that the contents of their stomach are currently a never before seen cocktail of toxins with sufficient quantity and potency to kill the entire population of france,