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Lance Hornsby Appreciation Blog

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What do you mean I can’t appreciate the hustle of a man who drinks $2k whiskey and wears three piece suits in the zombie apocalypse?

Okay I have to ask: did ANYONE else think things were going to take a very weird turn in that scene with Pamela and Lance in the jail when she knelt down in front of him and put her hand in his pants pocket??

Or was it just me? Cause I’m sorry but I really had a moment when I thought things were going to go a different direction… 😳

Me: trying to finally start on my Lance fanfiction

My brain: What if Beth survived way back in Season 5 and makes it to the Commonwealth and Sebastian develops feelings for her because she’s so kind despite all she’s been through and it makes him soften up too and they fall in love

Me: STOP GIVING ME IDEAS FOR OTHER FANFICS WHEN I CANT EVEN START ON THIS ONE

I can not believe Tumblr disappointed me by not being horny for Lance Hornsby from The Walking Dead. Where is the content? Where is the thirst? He is all I love in that god forsaken show and none of you appreciate him.

@thewidowseye-actor Uhhhh…I think you may have missed me in the initial poll?? Cause the content may not be here, but the thirst definitely is. I am nothing if not a simp for one (1) pathetic loser man who wears three piece suits in the apocalypse and is very bad at his job 😅

what does this mean? hey walking dead crew? any thoughts what this is about? is that josh?

I don’t think this is Josh. I remember seeing the photo when it was first posted on Twitter right after the mid-season finale, and I think the caption was something like Laila Robbins was on a podcast and one of the hosts cosplayed as Zombie!Lance. Cause that’s definitely her, but I really don’t feel like that’s Josh.

I could be wrong, but I also don’t feel like this is a photo that the show would be cool with having out there if that really was Josh, I feel like that would be too spoilery to be released so casually.

(It’s also worth noting that I can’t find this on Twitter AT ALL now, if anyone finds it let me know)

Everybody comin' to the commonwealth be like,

This man will be glad to help you out.

*Lance Hornsby Infomercial Voice* So…you’ve ruined your life. During a zombie apocalypse when it really can’t get much worse, that’s quite a feat. BUT, we here at the Commonwealth understand that living after the end of the world comes with challenges…

Very actively trying to be a halfway decent fanfic writer and have this Lance story deal with an actual plot and a build up so it’s not just straight up smut, but it turns out when I have a couple drinks my writing just dissolves into a whole lot of “fuck it, this character’s just going to rip this man’s suit off, no reason” 😳😳😳