The Stupid Little Things - Carl Gallagher x Reader (All Parts So Far )
This series is far from being finished and I’m still planning on updating regularly (hopefully daily) so stay tuned.
im dying this series kills me
Female character: I can’t have children and that makes me a monster. I’m not worth anything now.
Me a tired creature glaring at the writer:
Ok, real talk. How do you “steal” someone’s heart? I’ve heard of it and seen it, and I would like a step by step YouTube tutorial on how to do it.
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just… hand… through chest
what do i do with the heart now, my boyfriend is on the floor in front of me, i’m not sure what comes next
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run.
CRUMPLE IT INTO DUST
WOAH. there. Calm down there, Peter Pan. No need to crumple hearts into dust.
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My writing professor just told me that I get to write a murder mystery narrated by John Mulaney for extra credit…. oh hell yeah
STOP THIS.
Why is this on internet? I can’t believe you all haven’t noticed before, it surprised me a lot. I was searching for images of him and his fan, and found this.
THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT ALRIGHT. First of all, THEY ARE KIDS, all the IT cast and the ST one are majority kids. Underage. Wyatt is only 14 years old. Stop sexualizing them. DO NOT SEXUALIZE THEM. You wouldn’t like if someone did the same to you, just because you’re hot/cute. They don’t like it either, hell, they even said they were uncomfortable with this.
WE NEED TO STOP. THIS NEED TO STOP. Fans have gone too far. I know they’re cute, and it’s okay to say it, or even say that when they grow up they’ll be hot as fuck, but they’re still only kids.
I don’t have problems if you write imagines, headcanons, one-shots, anything, about them or anyone, but until that. Don’t go too far, and DON’T write smut. You can write smut about Bill, about Pennywise, or even Andy if you want. But not about those kids.
PLEASE: Reblog this, share this, add a comment. We need people to know about this, and to stop this. Ty💕
(I’ll use incoherent tags to call people’s attention, don’t mind it).
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When you see it, REBLOG IT
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Reblog if you can proudly admit you've never sent anon hate.
Source: boys-and-suicide
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Musicals broken down to basic parts
Newsies- Gay Beans do backflips for equality
Heathers- Sex and the suffering of every highschool student
BMC- Sex, Masturbation and drugs
Hamilton- Spikes in undertones of gays and sex and a loveable workaholic
DEH- Anxious boi becomes more anxious for family he never had
Book Mormon- No sex, no drugs no gays, just god
Waitress- Wishing hard to get a love life*edit*–> Baking problems into pies to solve your problems
Feel free to add!
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Ever watch Gravity Falls and think, man, that Stan sure is hot? Well, indulge that thought by playing this genuine Grunkle Dating Sim!
FEATURING:
- Expressive character sprites!
- Full-color painted backgrounds?!?!
- Ten never-before-seen illustrations, featuring your favorite Grunkle!
- The opportunity to date your choice of Stan or Ford (but not both at once)!
Here’s what critics are saying about the game:
“Grunkle Stan finally gets a long term relationship! My work here is done” - Mabel
“Anyone else think this is kinda weird? And gross?” - Dipper
“So when do I get a cut of the profits? –Whaddya mean, “it’s free”!?” - Stan
“What’s a dating sim?” - Ford
Questions? Concerns? Error reports, or feedback? Send ‘em in, or just tag or mention us!
IT’S DONE! man, it has taken almost a year to finish this dang game! i’m incredibly grateful to everyone in the group for taking a chance on the project and volunteering their time, this game wouldn’t exist otherwise!
Does anyone want me to live stream this game? (Down the ford route of course)
Trigger warning: suicide
My friend is suicidal and we made a deal.
Please please reblog/like!!!
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We gotta do thiiis, fuck the theme of your blog
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Please don’t do it! We need 35600 notes!!!
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I will reblog this literally every goddamned day if that’s what it takes
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S P R E A D
fantastic beasts masterlist
Credence Barebone
Tina Goldstein
Newt Scamander
Queenie Goldstein
Theseus Scamander
fics coming soon
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when you’re not paying attention in class and you finally look at the board
Yup, sounds about right…
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I love sipping hot tea: green, herbal, the mind of jake paul, oolong…
Imagine being an Alpha and returning home late from a date one night. Only to find Dean, who’s clearly jealous, wide-awake and waiting for you.
“Where the hell have you been?”
That was the first sound that caught your attention, the gruff and stern voice easily recognisable, but ignoring the shivers that ran down your spine, you rolled your eyes and muttered “Good morning to you too, Dean.”
“Good morning? Is that all you have to say?” you heard his footstep approaching you and closing the motel’s door, you turned to face him with a calm expression.
“What else do you expect me to say? Thank you for the countless annoying messages and calls you made last night?” you raised an eyebrow, walking past him to sit on the couch and take off your heels.
“Appreciate the fact that I care about your well-being more than you do on your own, maybe.” he grumbled “But how about you start with where the fuck you spent the night and more specifically with whom?”
You sighed heavily “I thought I made it pretty clear on my text. A friend.”
“A friend.” he scoffed “A friend of course.” he nodded his head “A friend, she says!” he laughed humorlessly, making you for the second time in a couple seconds, roll your eyes at his exaggeration.
“Yes a friend, what’s so wrong about it? Can’t I have a life outside the job? A girl has more needs than exorcising demons or killing vamps, much less an Alpha girl!” you countered which only made his eyes widen.
“Needs? What kind of needs do you have that he could fulfill?!” the way his voice rose an octave, making it impossible to hold back your grin for a moment as you raised an eyebrow.
Be Mine
Summary: Cas x Reader - The reader goes against the wishes of the Winchesters and Castiel as she uses herself as bait during an Incubus hunt.
Triggers/warning: Light swearing/violence
Word Count: 3989
Y/N = Your name Y/H/C = Your hair colour
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You carefully dabbed your red lips with a piece of tissue as you inspected your work in the bathroom mirror. Chuckling to yourself you knew exactly how Sammy and Dean would react, after all since they took you in three years ago they had viewed you as family. An innocent little sister they needed to protect and dote on.
Not that you minded, for the most part, you saw the Winchesters as your big brothers as well. And that over protectiveness came in handy from time to time, especially when some creep tried to chat you up at a bar and you were too annoyed to handle him yourself. But of course in cases like this it was always better to keep them in the dark for as long as possible.
You were hunting an incubus, one that seemed to have a specific taste for women about your age and with your looks, and needed to catch him before he attempted to impregnate another woman with his hell spawn. So from a hunter’s point of view you were the perfect bait to lure the bastard out, since he could look like just about anyone. Of course your “big brothers” didn’t see it that way. They only wanted to make sure their unofficial little sister was safe and sound.
Masterlist
One Shots:
The Mark of Cain had been a burden since the day Dean had gotten it. when Y/N starts dreaming about the mark, she knows something is wrong, but what she doesn’t know is that she has to take the mark her self.
Dean tells the reader that she cannot go on a hunt with them, she decides to go anyway. because of this the hunt doesn’t end well.
Imagines:
One Shots:
Sam and Y/N had been dating for a year, one day Y/N comes home to find Sam with another woman.
the Winchester brothers die at the hands of Lucifer, the only way to bring them back is become Lucifer’s queen.
Imagines:
One Shots:
the reader is Cas’s little sister but never got the chance to bond with Cas as a child because he was always busy? Then a witch casts a spell on her and Cas gets his second chance.
cupid has a plan for the reader and Cas, and what better day to get them together than on Valentine’s Day!
reader loves snow so Cas goes out of his way to “zap” her to the snowiest place in the world.
Castiel has been hanging out with dean a lot lately, and you think they’re dating…
Imagines:
These are SO CUTE OML
