The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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lana del rey is the greatest person i have ever not met

i did a push up why am i still fat

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

me trying to be romantic

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song